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Oct 22, 2008 12:27 PM CST Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?



1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!



1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking From the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally Died a peaceful death... What about you?



2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I Suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home Early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in The den watching TV.



1st woman: So, what happene d?



2nd woman: I was s o sure there was another woman There somewhere that I started running all over the house Looking.



I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the Basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under All the beds.



I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.



1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the Freezer---we'd both still be alive.



PRICELESS!

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