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Oct 22, 2008 11:16 PM CST ADULT HALLOWEEN JOKES
brokenspirit
brokenspiritbrokenspiritLittlespot, Nebraska USA53 Threads 803 Posts
10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON HALLOWEEN BUT AREN'T

1. So what'd you get in the sack?

2.Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3.Just hop on that broomstick and ride it.

4. These small suckers are gone in a few licks.

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you are feeling...

8 It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!!

9. They will suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but could not get my mouth around it!!!


Thought after the snake story we might need a few laughs.laugh
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Oct 22, 2008 11:18 PM CST ADULT HALLOWEEN JOKES
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan68 Threads 1 Polls 4,749 Posts
brokenspirit: 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON HALLOWEEN BUT AREN'T

1. So what'd you get in the sack?

2.Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3.Just hop on that broomstick and ride it.

4. These small suckers are gone in a few licks.

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you are feeling...

8 It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!!

9. They will suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but could not get my mouth around it!!! Thought after the snake story we might need a few laughs.
laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Oct 22, 2008 11:19 PM CST ADULT HALLOWEEN JOKES
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
brokenspirit: Thought after the snake story we might need a few laughs.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Oct 22, 2008 11:26 PM CST ADULT HALLOWEEN JOKES
brokenspirit
brokenspiritbrokenspiritLittlespot, Nebraska USA53 Threads 803 Posts
Q. Why don't witches ever have babies?

A. Warlocks have hallow weenies.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Q. Why can't witches have babies?

A. Because their husbands have crystal balls.laugh laugh
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