Never assume that men understand (28)
Yep...I know men like that. 
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I feel bad for deriving humor from that, I blame the internet. 
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Yeah I have a twisted sense of humor...lol
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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
And never understand what men assume....
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
And never understand what men assume....
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Family53511: A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little o*al sex will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
Holy Feces! 
And a GREAT sense of medical Procedures to Boot!
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Seems to me he understood perfectly!
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Well, the nurses did tell him possibly a little o*al would help her..
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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
You got that right....
You got that right....
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LMAO
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BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, the did....
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Can't blame the guy really, He wasn't given written instructions
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Family53511: Yeah I have a twisted sense of humor...lol
Twisted is good.
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Dknew: Can't blame the guy really, He wasn't given written instructions
Yes it just goes to show you , who they think of first when the hear those magic words, o*al Sex
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They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little o*al sex will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!