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Oct 22, 2008 11:24 PM CST Never assume that men understand
Family53511
Family53511Family53511Beloit, Wisconsin USA2 Threads 12 Posts
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.


They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little o*al sex will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.


The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.


The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'






NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 22, 2008 11:25 PM CST Never assume that men understand
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
doh sigh Yep...I know men like that. moping
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Oct 22, 2008 11:26 PM CST Never assume that men understand
MysticErf
MysticErfMysticErfTampa, Florida USA8 Threads 1 Polls 241 Posts
I feel bad for deriving humor from that, I blame the internet. laugh
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Oct 22, 2008 11:27 PM CST Never assume that men understand
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 2,260 Posts
doh
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Oct 22, 2008 11:27 PM CST Never assume that men understand
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada68 Threads 13,392 Posts
yawn
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Oct 22, 2008 11:56 PM CST Never assume that men understand
Family53511
Family53511Family53511Beloit, Wisconsin USA2 Threads 12 Posts
Yeah I have a twisted sense of humor...lol

rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 22, 2008 11:59 PM CST Never assume that men understand
LACali
LACaliLACaliSouthern California, California USA3 Threads 1,342 Posts
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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!


And never understand what men assume....dunno
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Oct 23, 2008 4:12 AM CST Never assume that men understand
Family53511: A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little o*al sex will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'






NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!


doh Holy Feces!doh
mumbling

And a GREAT sense of medical Procedures to Boot!uh oh
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Oct 23, 2008 4:16 AM CST Never assume that men understand
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2008 11:19 AM CST Never assume that men understand
ladyinwaiting
ladyinwaitingladyinwaitingAmwaj Island, Bahrain21 Threads 288 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2008 11:20 AM CST Never assume that men understand
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland45 Threads 17 Polls 18,473 Posts
Seems to me he understood perfectly! laugh
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Oct 23, 2008 11:23 AM CST Never assume that men understand
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2008 11:29 AM CST Never assume that men understand
Well, the nurses did tell him possibly a little o*al would help her..dunno
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Oct 23, 2008 11:30 AM CST Never assume that men understand
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2008 1:37 PM CST Never assume that men understand
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!

You got that right....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2008 1:54 PM CST Never assume that men understand
Hawkgirl
HawkgirlHawkgirlorange, Massachusetts USA45 Posts
LMAO
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2008 9:51 PM CST Never assume that men understand
BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, the did....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2008 9:53 PM CST Never assume that men understand
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA319 Threads 14 Polls 9,166 Posts
Can't blame the guy really, He wasn't given written instructions rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2008 9:55 PM CST Never assume that men understand
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA125 Threads 3 Polls 15,974 Posts
Family53511: Yeah I have a twisted sense of humor...lol



Twisted is good. wink
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Oct 23, 2008 9:56 PM CST Never assume that men understand
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Dknew: Can't blame the guy really, He wasn't given written instructions
Yes it just goes to show you , who they think of first when the hear those magic words, o*al Sexprofessor wink laugh laugh
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