World’s Worst Jokes (8)
Jesus is up on the cross and he shouts to Peter: “Peter, come close!”
Peter forces his way through the crowd: “What is it lord?”
“I want to tell you something!” Jesus shouts.
Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesus leans over and says: “Don’t touch my Easter eggs – I’ll be back on Sunday.”
Peter forces his way through the crowd: “What is it lord?”
“I want to tell you something!” Jesus shouts.
Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesus leans over and says: “Don’t touch my Easter eggs – I’ll be back on Sunday.”
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OK, I’ve received loads of requests for another classic joke. But this is the last!
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How do you confuse an Irishman?
Put 3 spades against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
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Now please – no more requests!
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How do you confuse an Irishman?
Put 3 spades against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
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Now please – no more requests!
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How can you tell it's a good horse?
Both legs are equally long, especially the left one.
(I don't know what it means)
Both legs are equally long, especially the left one.
(I don't know what it means)
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VinRougeMan08: Jesus is up on the cross and he shouts to Peter: “Peter, come close!”
Peter forces his way through the crowd: “What is it lord?”
“I want to tell you something!” Jesus shouts.
Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesus leans over and says: “Don’t touch my Easter eggs – I’ll be back on Sunday.”
Peter forces his way through the crowd: “What is it lord?”
“I want to tell you something!” Jesus shouts.
Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesus leans over and says: “Don’t touch my Easter eggs – I’ll be back on Sunday.”
Jesus is up on the cross and he shouts to Peter: "Peter, come close!"
Peter forces his way through the crowd: "What is it lord?"
"Iwant to tell you something!" Jesus shouts.
Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesusleans over and says; "I can see your house from here!"
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What do ya do when your nose goes on strike??
Picket....
Picket....
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jpunk: Jesus is up on the cross and he shouts to Peter: "Peter, come close!"
Peter forces his way through the crowd: "What is it lord?"
"Iwant to tell you something!" Jesus shouts.
Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesusleans over and says; "I can see your house from here!"
Peter forces his way through the crowd: "What is it lord?"
"Iwant to tell you something!" Jesus shouts.
Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesusleans over and says; "I can see your house from here!"
Don't you mean I can see Russia from Jesus' House!
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The award to funniest crap jokes ever....has to go to DogmaI.....Jess.....they need you in this thread mate.....
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2nd Man: How does it smell?
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