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Oct 24, 2008 7:18 AM CST World’s Worst Jokes
VinRougeMan08
VinRougeMan08VinRougeMan08Reims, Grand Est France14 Threads 43 Posts
1st Man: My dog has no nose.

2nd Man: How does it smell?

1st Man: Terrible.
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Oct 24, 2008 9:14 AM CST World’s Worst Jokes
VinRougeMan08
VinRougeMan08VinRougeMan08Reims, Grand Est France14 Threads 43 Posts
What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!
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Oct 24, 2008 9:21 AM CST World’s Worst Jokes
VinRougeMan08
VinRougeMan08VinRougeMan08Reims, Grand Est France14 Threads 43 Posts
Jesus is up on the cross and he shouts to Peter: “Peter, come close!”

Peter forces his way through the crowd: “What is it lord?”

“I want to tell you something!” Jesus shouts.

Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesus leans over and says: “Don’t touch my Easter eggs – I’ll be back on Sunday.”
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Oct 24, 2008 11:42 AM CST World’s Worst Jokes
VinRougeMan08
VinRougeMan08VinRougeMan08Reims, Grand Est France14 Threads 43 Posts
OK, I’ve received loads of requests for another classic joke. But this is the last!

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How do you confuse an Irishman?

Put 3 spades against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Now please – no more requests!
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Oct 24, 2008 11:54 AM CST World’s Worst Jokes
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
VinRougeMan08: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!


laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 24, 2008 12:02 PM CST World’s Worst Jokes
PietroPaoloV
PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloVGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden113 Threads 5 Polls 1,509 Posts
How can you tell it's a good horse?
Both legs are equally long, especially the left one.

(I don't know what it means)
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Oct 24, 2008 12:04 PM CST World’s Worst Jokes
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
VinRougeMan08: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!




why was the leper (ice) hockey match postponed?


there was a face off in the crowdrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 24, 2008 12:09 PM CST World’s Worst Jokes
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
VinRougeMan08: Jesus is up on the cross and he shouts to Peter: “Peter, come close!”

Peter forces his way through the crowd: “What is it lord?”

“I want to tell you something!” Jesus shouts.

Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesus leans over and says: “Don’t touch my Easter eggs – I’ll be back on Sunday.”



Jesus is up on the cross and he shouts to Peter: "Peter, come close!"

Peter forces his way through the crowd: "What is it lord?"

"Iwant to tell you something!" Jesus shouts.

Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesusleans over and says; "I can see your house from here!"

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 24, 2008 12:15 PM CST World’s Worst Jokes
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway68 Threads 5 Polls 6,857 Posts
VinRougeMan08: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 24, 2008 12:45 PM CST World’s Worst Jokes
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK88 Threads 10,714 Posts
What do ya do when your nose goes on strike??





Picket....laugh
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Oct 24, 2008 1:00 PM CST World’s Worst Jokes
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland45 Threads 17 Polls 18,473 Posts
jpunk: Jesus is up on the cross and he shouts to Peter: "Peter, come close!"

Peter forces his way through the crowd: "What is it lord?"

"Iwant to tell you something!" Jesus shouts.

Peter finally makes it to the foot of the cross, and Jesusleans over and says; "I can see your house from here!"


Don't you mean I can see Russia from Jesus' House! laugh
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Oct 24, 2008 2:24 PM CST World’s Worst Jokes
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
A leper had a nervous breakdown and jumped off a building.................

he was falling to piecesgrin
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Oct 24, 2008 3:02 PM CST World’s Worst Jokes
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK88 Threads 10,714 Posts
The award to funniest crap jokes ever....has to go to DogmaI.....Jess.....they need you in this thread mate.....cheers laugh
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