Stooie's One Liner's...... enjoy (17)
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stooie you're on a roll today. That must've been some date you were on.I'm so happy for you.------ This thread is Archived ------
somechick: stooie you're on a roll today. That must've been some date you were on.I'm so happy for you.
Glad you like them!!!!!!
and thanks had a great evening
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1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his money get together?
4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
8. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
9. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
10. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
13. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
14. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
15. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
16. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
17. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
18. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
19. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
20. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
21. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
22. Is it possible to be totally partial?
23. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
24. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
25. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
26. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
27. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
28. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
29. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
30. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
31. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
32. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
33. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
34. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
35. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
36. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
37. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his money get together?
4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
8. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
9. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
10. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
13. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
14. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
15. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
16. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
17. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
18. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
19. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
20. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
21. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
22. Is it possible to be totally partial?
23. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
24. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
25. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
26. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
27. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
28. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
29. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
30. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
31. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
32. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
33. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
34. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
35. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
36. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
37. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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somechick: 1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his money get together?
4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
8. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
9. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
10. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
13. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
14. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
15. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
16. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
17. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
18. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
19. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
20. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
21. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
22. Is it possible to be totally partial?
23. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
24. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
25. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
26. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
27. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
28. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
29. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
30. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
31. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
32. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
33. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
34. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
35. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
36. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
37. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his money get together?
4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
8. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
9. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
10. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
13. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
14. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
15. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
16. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
17. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
18. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
19. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
20. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
21. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
22. Is it possible to be totally partial?
23. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
24. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
25. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
26. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
27. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
28. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
29. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
30. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
31. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
32. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
33. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
34. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
35. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
36. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
37. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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"What do you call a blonde with 80% of her intelligence gone? Divorced."
Ermmm... excuse me??!!
Ermmm... excuse me??!!
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Confusious one liners...
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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Speaking of midgets, do they die?
I´ve never seen a midget´s funeral.
I´ve never seen a midget´s funeral.
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Moema: Speaking of midgets, do they die?
I´ve never seen a midget´s funeral.
I´ve never seen a midget´s funeral.
I haven't either but I know some very small who aren't midgets.
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somechick: Confusious one liners...
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Brilliant
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
sorry
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somechick: Confusious one liners...
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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somechick: I haven't either but I know some very small who aren't midgets.
Er, some very small what?
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Moema: Er, some very small what?
Sorry I was laughing so hard at another joke that I left out the word people.Sorry
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somechick: Sorry I was laughing so hard at another joke that I left out the word people.Sorry
Ok but I still didn´t get the point...
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Moema: Ok but I still didn´t get the point...
That there are some people in this world who think that there so much better then someone else and are mean just because they can be. That's what I meant by small people.
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somechick: That there are some people in this world who think that there so much better then someone else and are mean just because they can be. That's what I meant by small people.
I was hoping you´d be clear...
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