stooie1971: Happy Birthday for this month I think...... or next month.... or last month!!!!!!Berni.......... erm................... Berni............ erm........... Berni
The great gods made love for ten thousand years and the cow god stood guard outside their door. The cow god came to earth to deliver the seacrets he learned. The cow god is a mesanger and came to live on this planet because he screwed up mesages from the gods. At one time the people were starving and the gods sent the cow god to tell the people that if they worked hard they would eat every three days, but alass the cow god mesed up and said they would eat three times a day, the gods were upset so they sent the cow god to earth to make his message true.
The secrets that he learned from gaurding the gods door he brought to earth and went to speak but all that came from his mouth were flowers. These flowers were collected and meditated on and from the meditations sprung the Karma sutra.
Its been a long time since i've heard these stories so feel free to correct me.
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if i told ye wot a 73 was id prob get thrown off the site