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Oct 25, 2008 7:37 PM CST The Old Man
Bluelace21
Bluelace21Bluelace21St.Thomas, Saint Thomas Jamaica11 Threads 1 Polls 18 Posts
A young boy was walking down the street one day carrying an arm load of duct tape and passed an old man on his front porch.

The old man asked the boy “where the hell are you going with all that duct tape boy?

The boy replied, “I’m going to catch me some ducks!”

“You a’int catching nothing with that duct tape boy!” the old man exclaimed as the boy passed.

About a half hours later the boy comes walking back passed with an armload of ducks and just peers at the old man.

The next day the little boy is walking past the old man with a n armload of chicken wire, and the old man asks “Where you going with that chicken wire boy?”

“I’m going to catch me some chickens!” the boy replied.

The old man screams as he passes “you a’int catching no chickens with that wire boy!”

About a half hour later the boy passes back by the old man again with a catch, an armload of chickens.

So the next day the little boy comes walking past the old man with an armload of pu**y willow and the old man yells, “Wait boy! I’ll get my coat!”
peace
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Oct 25, 2008 7:39 PM CST The Old Man
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 25, 2008 7:39 PM CST The Old Man
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA18 Threads 5,214 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing OMG too funny banana
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Oct 25, 2008 7:39 PM CST The Old Man
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 26, 2008 4:41 AM CST The Old Man
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 26, 2008 4:53 AM CST The Old Man
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 12,827 Posts
laugh laugh laugh
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Oct 26, 2008 5:34 AM CST The Old Man
abbiye
abbiyeabbiyesofia, Sofia City Bulgaria12 Threads 559 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Oct 26, 2008 1:23 PM CST The Old Man
See......... Us "old dogs" can learn new tricks..grin
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Oct 26, 2008 1:34 PM CST The Old Man
ModestlyAwesome
ModestlyAwesomeModestlyAwesomePhoenix, Arizona USA3 Threads 2 Polls 543 Posts
laugh
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