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Oct 27, 2008 11:46 AM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
PietroPaoloV
PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloVGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden113 Threads 5 Polls 1,509 Posts
Dammit!

I need clues of how to make this woman blush.
Barren?
Nothing makes a woman as good in bed as when you’ve first managed to make her blush.

Sat in a restaurant, you make your excuse, leave for a few short minutes, with a tickle in your shorts and a smug smile on your face, and then as you return, as you’re approaching your table, from behind her, while she’s distracted by the man in white shirt, bowtie and a black vest opening the Amour de Deutz 1999, you lean forward, gently move the lock of hair covering her left ear to the side with your left index finger, while resting your other hand on her shoulder, and whisper into her ear:

- Woman, you are so sexy, I want to love you with my groin for such a long time tonight that we’ll create a whole new nation of China, or do you prefer India!?

I need to make this woman blush.
I will.
I can.

HIGHWAYMEN, MOUNT UP!
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Oct 27, 2008 11:48 AM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
stooie1971
stooie1971stooie1971Las America's, Canary Islands Spain131 Threads 3 Polls 3,571 Posts
OK, no more Helium Dihydroiodide for you, pal!
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Oct 27, 2008 11:49 AM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain41 Threads 6 Polls 5,508 Posts
Hmm.. I found out that no matter what I did, my better half would not blush.

Unless I told her with a smile - "You are blushing now". Then she blushed .. confused

Lovely creation this thing called woman. rose
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Oct 27, 2008 11:57 AM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
PietroPaoloV
PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloVGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden113 Threads 5 Polls 1,509 Posts
In response to: OK, no more Helium Dihydroiodide for you, pal!


Deja vu
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Oct 27, 2008 12:39 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
twinkles1994
twinkles1994twinkles1994Vancouver, Washington USA117 Threads 3,287 Posts
I blush all the time, why do you guys like it so damn much!
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Oct 27, 2008 12:48 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
PietroPaoloV
PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloVGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden113 Threads 5 Polls 1,509 Posts
If you heat up between your ear
You're hot down there
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Oct 27, 2008 12:49 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
PietroPaoloV
PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloVGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden113 Threads 5 Polls 1,509 Posts
I should copyright that. It's a chorus of a hit to become.
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Oct 27, 2008 1:25 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Fascinating...

How bloody fascinating.

Should I blush now?
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Oct 27, 2008 1:32 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
PietroPaoloV: If you heat up between your ear
You're hot down there



Walk me through the pink battery powered implement...

You have lost me there...


wink
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Oct 27, 2008 1:48 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA319 Threads 14 Polls 9,166 Posts
twinkles1994: I blush all the time, why do you guys like it so damn much!



for myself if the blush starts at the chest then I know I'm doing something right devil grin
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Oct 27, 2008 1:50 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
When a man says certain things to me I blush.Garshblushing
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Oct 27, 2008 1:51 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
twinkles1994
twinkles1994twinkles1994Vancouver, Washington USA117 Threads 3,287 Posts
Dknew: for myself if the blush starts at the chest then I know I'm doing something right


oh really! devil
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Oct 27, 2008 2:04 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
PietroPaoloV
PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloVGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden113 Threads 5 Polls 1,509 Posts
In response to:
You have lost me there...


And here I was thinking that I found you.
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Oct 27, 2008 2:10 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
PietroPaoloV: And here I was thinking that I found you.



You had me at 'woman'


You found me....

Be assured of that.

Now go...

Eat and think of more ways to make me blush.

But I think you know how to do that.

I am certain of it.
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Oct 27, 2008 2:25 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
PietroPaoloV
PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloVGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden113 Threads 5 Polls 1,509 Posts
Madam, I bid thee farewell for the time being, but trust me word - may me horse drop rotten in a bad case of leprosy-aids if I break it - that I shall be back sooner than Nathaniel, my partner in crime horsed right next to me here, figures out who smacked him over the head, as I now smack him over the head…

<SMACK!>

I have a list, it is long list, of ways to make a fine madam blush. Many of these ways do not involved touching, even. These are the most……. profound, so to say, ways of a attracting the rosy cheeks on a tender-eyed bosom of affection.

Teasing without touching, as taught by the secret sect of a 13th century Tibetan swingers-club, is where I got my education.

Watch out!
Beware!
You can’t be prepared for what pleasures await!

Good nigh’ for now.

(bloody horse… always the wrong way…. THIS WAY, you bloody toy-less Happy Meal!)
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Oct 27, 2008 5:34 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
PietroPaoloV
PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloVGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden113 Threads 5 Polls 1,509 Posts
Madam, I'm back.
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Oct 27, 2008 6:07 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
PietroPaoloV: Madam, I'm back.



I knew you would be....

I just knew, you see....
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Oct 27, 2008 6:18 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK13 Threads 727 Posts
drink pouring burger typing
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Oct 27, 2008 6:58 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Ah, Kevin hi there...

Worcester Sauce please, do not forget now, I need it badly.

You see, aside from my cheese on toast, I need to pour on this man...

So I can lick it all off...

hug
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Oct 27, 2008 7:01 PM CST 85 pair of knickers, a pink battery-powered thing, and a brimful of contagious lust
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK13 Threads 727 Posts
Sommerauer71: Ah, Kevin hi there...

Worcester Sauce please, do not forget now, I need it badly.

You see, aside from my cheese on toast, I need to pour on this man...

So I can lick it all off...


For gods sake don't tell him it stains




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug cheers
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