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Oct 27, 2008 6:41 PM CST Bell
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go."
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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Oct 27, 2008 6:42 PM CST Bell
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 27, 2008 6:42 PM CST Bell
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one Des!!


Hello Deshug wave teddybear
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Oct 27, 2008 6:43 PM CST Bell
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
wave
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Oct 27, 2008 6:43 PM CST Bell
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 27, 2008 6:44 PM CST Bell
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
mylifewithu: Good one Des!!Hello Des





Hi Sweet Lela hug hug yay
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Oct 27, 2008 6:44 PM CST Bell
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
Hi Beautiful LL hug hug kiss yay
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Oct 27, 2008 6:45 PM CST Bell
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
nice one Des! thumbs up

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Oct 27, 2008 6:46 PM CST Bell
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
desmond: Hi Beautiful LL


Hi lovely Dessie !!

teddybear teddybear hug
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Oct 27, 2008 6:58 PM CST Bell
countryangel79
countryangel79countryangel79chardon, Ohio USA2 Threads 735 Posts
OMGrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 27, 2008 7:01 PM CST Bell
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA18 Threads 5,214 Posts
OMG. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana
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