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Oct 28, 2008 4:40 PM CST Really funny, enjoy!
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
DA VINCI CODE
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:


It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!


The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings..


The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: 'This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals to help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.'


Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up In the back of the room and said, 'Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The a** On That Chick!
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Oct 28, 2008 4:41 PM CST Really funny, enjoy!
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
BTW, the link is where a picture would be of the "historical finding". Basically the drawing they are ciphering, it's neat, but you can get the joke w/o it.

wave Tip
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Oct 28, 2008 4:42 PM CST Really funny, enjoy!
ladyinwaiting
ladyinwaitingladyinwaitingAmwaj Island, Bahrain21 Threads 288 Posts
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He-brew! The Manly beer.
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Oct 28, 2008 4:43 PM CST Really funny, enjoy!
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
nice one tip!! thumbs up


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