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Oct 28, 2008 8:45 PM CST The Barber
Bluelace21
Bluelace21Bluelace21St.Thomas, Saint Thomas Jamaica11 Threads 1 Polls 18 Posts
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheeks and gum.”

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech

“And what if I swallow it?”

“No problem,” says the barber. “ Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”
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Oct 28, 2008 8:46 PM CST The Barber
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
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Oct 28, 2008 8:48 PM CST The Barber
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
Bluelace21: A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheeks and gum.”

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech

“And what if I swallow it?”

“No problem,” says the barber. “ Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”



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mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
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