who's the best story teller on connectingles ? lets have a best story telling compettion based on di ( Archived) (11)

..diffrent themes !



can we have ideas for topics please ???????????????

Torn between two lovers ,

well done livinglarge

thats topic number 1.

my topic

number 2 .

is ' the return off the spaceship steering wheel '

But I didnt steal it ,

honest Gilly

its not funny ! ...its a true story.. honest !



and now my half black half green half alien half human son gillyloves70 is now on a spaceship with his mother dianad2 a beautifull sensitive green alien from outer central mars is heading towards pluto now onboard a spaceship thats now out of control because of what went wrong !!

You certainly lost you hart ,

to a Starship Trooper,

what to say ,

how to comfort you

Oh I know !!

She is in the arms of another ,

your son calls him

Daddy !!

I am posting a story about CS Superheros.

Waspboy or Son as he was known to his Parents, could sense that trouble was brewing in the air. His wasp receptors noticed something in the air and even though spelling was not his strong suit he knew it spelt danger.
He remembered how it all started 6 months. He was walking down the road near his house when he swallowed a wasp and it stuck to the chewing gum in his mouth. He then started chewing it and suddenly he felts stings in his mouth. Unknown to Ciaran this particular wasp had come from Sellafield where it had been exposed to radioactive material. He noticed that hairs on his body stood on end and then a sudden rush of energy filled his body. He heard Barry White music playing from somewhere and that’s when he knew he had the power to make women happy in bed or so he thought.
Back to the present he heard a woman screaming “Oh no my batteries are going flat in my rabbit and I have no spare ones”. Lucky I have super hearing thought Waspboy as he rushed to the source of the screams. He quickly crawled up the nearest wall and was soon jumping rooftops until he arrived at the roof of the house of the woman who was screaming. Waspboy quickly pulled his trusty black bag out of his pocket and put it over his face. The bag had been adapted to fit his face and there were holes for his eyes, nose and mouth, it also kept his identity hidden so he could not be identified. Also it made it easier for the woman who he pleasured as they did not have to look st his face. He entered the woman’s bedroom window and proceeded to calm her down. He then made lover to her like he felt she deserved and 3 minutes later he left her lying in bed satisfied. He then quickly went out her bedroom window and went back to his hideout. He had been known to have 3 different woman on the go at the same time and his wasp powers meant he had the stamina for the 3 women. The fact that each woman only took him 3 minutes never crossed his mind, or the fact that they may not be fully pleasured.. I wonder what delights await me tomorrow and also I wonder how my pal footwoman is doing he thought as he went bed also thinking tomorrow is another day.

well done skimpy ! got anymore stories ?

any more stories ?