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Oct 29, 2008 5:48 PM CST Could you love me
IMALLALONE2
IMALLALONE2IMALLALONE2Ingham, Queensland Australia4 Threads 215 Posts
:'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'....


1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.


3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.


4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out


5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.


6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.


7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.


Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would Break the ice.'


9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.


10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room..


11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.


12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.



AND.. the best for last!


13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

peace grin
Oct 29, 2008 5:50 PM CST Could you love me
ForgottenSoul
ForgottenSoulForgottenSoulBrisbane, Queensland Australia6 Threads 246 Posts
[quote=IMALLALONE2
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.



HAHAHAHHAHA after that, yes i think i could love yourolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 29, 2008 5:51 PM CST Could you love me
ForgottenSoul
ForgottenSoulForgottenSoulBrisbane, Queensland Australia6 Threads 246 Posts
stupid quotes
Oct 29, 2008 5:59 PM CST Could you love me
phaedellis
phaedellisphaedellisBrisbane, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,405 Posts
IMALLALONE2: :'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'....

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.4) 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
.12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up


Classic but you should try posting #3 on the "did you miss me thread"

laugh laugh laugh wave wave wave
Oct 29, 2008 6:02 PM CST Could you love me
kizzy27
kizzy27kizzy27a south coast beach, New South Wales Australia179 Threads 9 Polls 14,724 Posts
IMALLALONE2: :'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'....


1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away. Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would Break the ice.'9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room..11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Ya making Kizzy smile wayne grin hug

I love the find my puppy one lmfaoyay
Nov 1, 2008 1:05 AM CST Could you love me
poodle2000
poodle2000poodle2000Melbourne, Victoria Australia7 Threads 913 Posts
"Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would Break the ice."





rolling on the floor laughing


Brilliant - I'll remember that one!
Nov 2, 2008 6:23 AM CST Could you love me
Ecoprincess
EcoprincessEcoprincessSligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland65 Threads 3 Polls 2,140 Posts
IMALLALONE2: :'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'....






Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would Break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.


12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up



thumbs up all those would get my attention laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 2, 2008 6:27 AM CST Could you love me
ForgottenSoul
ForgottenSoulForgottenSoulBrisbane, Queensland Australia6 Threads 246 Posts
Ecoprincess: all those would get my attention



that sorta makes me wonder, excatly what i would need to do then :P
Nov 2, 2008 6:37 AM CST Could you love me
Allnewtome
AllnewtomeAllnewtomecranbourne, Victoria Australia294 Posts
hi just thought I could help you out with some more!!

14)I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all day long.

15) Nice legs. What time do they open?

16) Do you work in the post office? thought I saw you checking out my package.

17)you have 206 bones in your body, want one more?

18) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen one.

19) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

20) You ,me, whipped cream and handcuffs. Any questions?
Nov 2, 2008 6:54 AM CST Could you love me
Jimi123499
Jimi123499Jimi123499Central, Victoria Australia32 Threads 2 Polls 1,850 Posts
Allnewtome: hi just thought I could help you out with some more!!

14)I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all day long.

15) Nice legs. What time do they open?

16) Do you work in the post office? thought I saw you checking out my package.

17)you have 206 bones in your body, want one more?

18) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen one.

19) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

20) You ,me, whipped cream and handcuffs. Any questions?


rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
Nov 2, 2008 7:43 AM CST Could you love me
Butterflyboo1974
Butterflyboo1974Butterflyboo1974near Muswellbrook, New South Wales Australia12 Threads 2 Polls 412 Posts
Hmmmm......


only if the handcuffs are purple fluffy ones......


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Nov 2, 2008 7:47 AM CST Could you love me
blondeaozichick
blondeaozichickblondeaozichickMelbourne, Victoria Australia110 Threads 3 Polls 7,759 Posts
Butterflyboo1974: Hmmmm......only if the handcuffs are purple fluffy ones......


laugh I like my leather ones.. fluffy ones tickle me and it drives me nuts when I can't scratch that itch uh oh
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