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Oct 29, 2008 7:41 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR SIGN!!
If you can´t laugh at yourself, stay out of this one please.

Aries
You think you´re so frank, independent, righteous and powerful... well, that´s what YOU think. You love to boss people around and set everything on fire, especially enjoying to have to wrestle for it. You can´t really influence anyone, although you like to show off your "power". Aries make good football judges, mothers-in-law and street cleaners.

Taurus
You are determined and work like a dog. Most people think you´re stingy and a hard-head, and they´re right. Your persistence makes you so goddam boring. You are a gluton, you love nature, beauty and being loved. Taurus make good bar sports narrators, encyclopedia salespeople and home decorators.

Gemini
You´re an extrovert, curious, humored, intelligent and a phony. Your laziness and inconsistency make you a first-class manipulator. You don´t care about other people´s feelings and you love to cheat, with no damage to your conscience. Gemini make successful politicians, circus artists, soap opera actors and cheaters.

Cancer
You are lonely, defensive and understanding with other people´s problems, what makes you very cheesy. You think yourself so unlucky and unloved. You compassion, emotivity and sensitivity make the man of Cancer a real p****. Cancer makes great hairdressers, best girlfriends and novel readers.

cont.
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Oct 29, 2008 7:50 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
Leo
You think of yourself as a natural born leader. Others find you a complete idiot. You are vain, arrogant, proud and impatient, as if you were the last Coke in the desert, and you deal with criticism roughly. Leos make excellent traffic police, judges, dictators and emerging socialites.

Virgo
You´re the logical, hard-working, analytical, shy kind and you hate disorder. Your organized and detail-loving attitude is sickening to your friends and workmates. You are cold, non-emotional, and you often sleep while you´re having sex. Virgos make excellent bus shcedule controllers, seamstresses and jigsaw addicts.

Libra
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.

Scorpio
You´re the worst of them all. Suspicious, resentful, obsessive, malicious, pessimistic, proud, cynical and a gossip. You just love your mom and yourself. Scorpios makes good terrorists, nazis, dentists and IR agents.
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Oct 29, 2008 7:52 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
lanabyte
lanabytelanabyteCharleston, West Virginia USA31 Threads 1 Polls 1,674 Posts
Moema: Scorpio
You´re the worst of them all. Suspicious, resentful, obsessive, malicious, pessimistic, proud, cynical and a gossip. You just love your mom and yourself. Scorpios makes good terrorists, nazis, dentists and IR agents.

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Guess that explains why I wanted to be dictator of the world when I was little.
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Oct 29, 2008 7:59 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
Sagittarius
You´re an optimist, adventurous, enthusiastic and very happy-go-lucky. You definitely need luck, because you are exxagerated, childish, indisciplined, limited and unable to focus. That explain why so many saggitarius are never sober. They make fantastic waiters, reporters and casino owners.

Capricorn
You are conservative, serious, cold, inflexible as a stainless steel pan. Your fidelity and patience do not hide your materialistic and ambitious side, but who cares? As long as cash is flowing in... Capricorns are very successful as bankers, brokers or just at home counting money.

Aquarius
You have a creative mind focused on progress. You lie and make the same mistakes repeatedly because you´re stupid and stubborn. You love soap operas, chatting with friends and being fashion. If you´re a man, beware! Aquarius men are great union representatives, fashion designers, ans sometimes both at the same time.

Pisces
You´re a daydreamer, mystical, sensitive and you give yourself too much. If you´re a man, odd are you´re gay. You are full of useless advice and you do nothing but bore all those who approach you. Pisces women make great TV Kids programs and porn actresses.

THE END
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Oct 29, 2008 8:01 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
lanabyte: Guess that explains why I wanted to be dictator of the world when I was little.


Also explains why I take special pleasure in telling people what to do and making myself unbearable. Aries, me. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 8:02 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
Hmm..... in 2 minds about this!!! I know it's meant as a laugh, that's why I'm not gonna go very mad


accurate in places, BUT ..... I resent being classified as a possible nazi!!!scold



frustrated A.F.A.head banger
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Oct 29, 2008 8:07 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
jpunk: Hmm..... in 2 minds about this!!! I know it's meant as a laugh, that's why I'm not gonna go accurate in places, BUT ..... I resent being classified as a possible nazi!!!
A.F.A.
think you got it bad?....i'm a pisces......uh oh ..............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 8:09 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
jpunk: Hmm..... in 2 minds about this!!! I know it's meant as a laugh, that's why I'm not gonna go accurate in places, BUT ..... I resent being classified as a possible nazi!!!
A.F.A.


I thought you´d say that. If it´s any help, Hitler was an Aries, and that´s me. We all know you´re not a nazi, and I´ve been punk enough in my days to watch what nazis do. Please don´t take it personally. I´m a Sex Pistols fan.
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Oct 29, 2008 8:11 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
lanabyte: Guess that explains why I wanted to be dictator of the world when I was little.


We would have clashed. I wanted to be Queen of The World.
Different from Dictator of The World in the sens that I´d have been chosen by God.
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Oct 29, 2008 8:13 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
jlw45: think you got it bad?....i'm a pisces...... ..............




wanna smoking go on have a FAG!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 8:13 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
Moema:

Scorpio
You´re the worst of them all. Suspicious, resentful, obsessive, malicious, pessimistic, proud, cynical and a gossip. You just love your mom and yourself. Scorpios makes good terrorists, nazis, dentists and IR agents.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Having divorced two of them, I'll attest to this! Truest of all I've read so far! They especially make good Nazis and terrorists!

(Please, it's a joke...no offense meant to any Scorpios other than the ones I've divorced.)

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Oct 29, 2008 8:14 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
jpunk: wanna go on have a FAG!!!
thanks but, i got my own.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 8:16 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
lanabyte
lanabytelanabyteCharleston, West Virginia USA31 Threads 1 Polls 1,674 Posts
jpunk: Hmm..... in 2 minds about this!!! I know it's meant as a laugh, that's why I'm not gonna go accurate in places, BUT ..... I resent being classified as a possible nazi!!!
A.F.A.

No, Brother, we would be terrorists.



Or I.R. Agents. Not sure which is worse. rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 8:20 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
lanabyte: No, Brother, we would be terrorists.
Or I.R. Agents. Not sure which is worse.



Anarchists are sometimes considered by governments, the terrorist within!!!professor grin
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Oct 29, 2008 8:23 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
jlw45: thanks but, i got my own.....




you've got your own fags, have you now??!!!

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How is Narnia today???


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Oct 29, 2008 8:24 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
jpunk: Anarchists are sometimes considered by governments, the terrorist within!!!


Yeah, and better than being a dentist anyway.
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Oct 29, 2008 8:29 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
Lord! jaw drop
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Oct 29, 2008 8:31 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
lusciousmile: Lord!


C´mon, reveal yourself.
scold laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 8:33 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
Moema: C´mon, reveal yourself.


Please don't make me, i beg you! jaw drop


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help
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Oct 29, 2008 8:36 PM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil58 Threads 5 Polls 1,054 Posts
lusciousmile: Please don't make me, i beg you!


[Soundtrack from JAWS]
[Evil laugh]
[Voice from beyond]

REVEAL YOURSELF!!!
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