Silly star sign joke 2 (28)
lanabyte: Guess that explains why I wanted to be dictator of the world when I was little.
Also explains why I take special pleasure in telling people what to do and making myself unbearable. Aries, me.
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lanabyte: Guess that explains why I wanted to be dictator of the world when I was little.
We would have clashed. I wanted to be Queen of The World.
Different from Dictator of The World in the sens that I´d have been chosen by God.
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lanabyte: No, Brother, we would be terrorists.
Or I.R. Agents. Not sure which is worse.
Or I.R. Agents. Not sure which is worse.
Anarchists are sometimes considered by governments, the terrorist within!!!
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jpunk: Anarchists are sometimes considered by governments, the terrorist within!!!
Yeah, and better than being a dentist anyway.
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Lord! 
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lusciousmile: Lord!
C´mon, reveal yourself.
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Moema: C´mon, reveal yourself.
Please don't make me, i beg you!
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lusciousmile: Please don't make me, i beg you!
[Soundtrack from JAWS]
[Evil laugh]
[Voice from beyond]
REVEAL YOURSELF!!!
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jlw45: think you got it bad?....i'm a pisces...... ..............
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Just don't go speeding...I'm a Leo! 
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Libra
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.
Practiced Labor Law, owned a saloon... Now, what can I design??
The "perfect" woman...
And a McCain person, hence the need to pretect others instead of turning tail and running..
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.
Practiced Labor Law, owned a saloon... Now, what can I design??
The "perfect" woman... And a McCain person, hence the need to pretect others instead of turning tail and running..
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HJFinAZ: Libra
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.
Practiced Labor Law, owned a saloon... Now, what can I design??
The "perfect" woman...
And a McCain person, hence the need to pretect others instead of turning tail and running..
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.
Practiced Labor Law, owned a saloon... Now, what can I design??
The "perfect" woman...
And a McCain person, hence the need to pretect others instead of turning tail and running..
I can see what you get in return for the McCain person, but the perfect woman?
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Moema: , but the perfect woman?
They are all "perfect", it is just that some are well you know..
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Obama supporters.......................
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MCcain has tiny, little hands. What's his star sign?
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HJFinAZ: Libra
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.
Practiced Labor Law, owned a saloon... Now, what can I design??
The "perfect" woman...
And a McCain person, hence the need to pretect others instead of turning tail and running..
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.
Practiced Labor Law, owned a saloon... Now, what can I design??
The "perfect" woman...
And a McCain person, hence the need to pretect others instead of turning tail and running..
A lawyer in Arizona.
I panicked for a minute. Had to look real close at your pic and then your age. My dad's a lawyer in Arizona but he's a Cancer, whew!!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
LACali: A lawyer in Arizona. I panicked for a minute. Had to look real close at your pic and then your age. My dad's a lawyer in Arizona but he's a Cancer, whew!!!!
I said I "practiced" labor law, I didn't say I was a lawyer..
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Libra...
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.
I'm not a lawyer but I practice law as a paralegal...and you're damn right I want something in return...Justice against all the a**hole in the world....
You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.
I'm not a lawyer but I practice law as a paralegal...and you're damn right I want something in return...Justice against all the a**hole in the world....
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If you can´t laugh at yourself, stay out of this one please.
Aries
You think you´re so frank, independent, righteous and powerful... well, that´s what YOU think. You love to boss people around and set everything on fire, especially enjoying to have to wrestle for it. You can´t really influence anyone, although you like to show off your "power". Aries make good football judges, mothers-in-law and street cleaners.
Taurus
You are determined and work like a dog. Most people think you´re stingy and a hard-head, and they´re right. Your persistence makes you so goddam boring. You are a gluton, you love nature, beauty and being loved. Taurus make good bar sports narrators, encyclopedia salespeople and home decorators.
Gemini
You´re an extrovert, curious, humored, intelligent and a phony. Your laziness and inconsistency make you a first-class manipulator. You don´t care about other people´s feelings and you love to cheat, with no damage to your conscience. Gemini make successful politicians, circus artists, soap opera actors and cheaters.
Cancer
You are lonely, defensive and understanding with other people´s problems, what makes you very cheesy. You think yourself so unlucky and unloved. You compassion, emotivity and sensitivity make the man of Cancer a real p****. Cancer makes great hairdressers, best girlfriends and novel readers.
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