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Oct 30, 2008 5:36 AM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK6 Threads 433 Posts
lusciousmile: MCcain has tiny, little hands. What's his star sign?


No good changing the subject, we still want to know your sign


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Oct 30, 2008 5:57 AM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Obama - Born 2nd August 1961

Leo
You think of yourself as a natural born leader. Others find you a complete idiot. You are vain, arrogant, proud and impatient, as if you were the last Coke in the desert, and you deal with criticism roughly. Leos make excellent traffic police, judges, dictators and emerging socialites.


To be Fair....Where there is one ther's the other !!


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Oct 30, 2008 6:47 AM CST Silly star sign joke 2
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
Kevint: No good changing the subject, we still want to know your sign



Cancer
You are lonely, defensive and understanding with other people´s problems, what makes you very cheesy. You think yourself so unlucky and unloved. You compassion, emotivity and sensitivity make the man of Cancer a real p****. Cancer makes great hairdressers, best girlfriends and novel readers.



I'm very defensive! God, i think i belíeve in this nonsense now! jaw drop


I'm not lonely, don't feel unlucky or unloved. I can do my hair, which is great, but wouldn't do it for a living. I'd be so bored! What the hell?!


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Oct 30, 2008 6:52 AM CST Silly star sign joke 2
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Lillym: Obama - Born 2nd August 1961

Leo
You think of yourself as a natural born leader. Others find you a complete idiot. You are vain, arrogant, proud and impatient, as if you were the last Coke in the desert, and you deal with criticism roughly. Leos make excellent traffic police, judges, dictators and emerging socialites.To be Fair....Where there is one ther's the other !!



This is true...wave wink laugh
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Oct 30, 2008 9:45 AM CST Silly star sign joke 2
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Libra...

You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.

I'm not a lawyer but I practice law as a paralegal...and you're damn right I want something in return...Justice against all the a**hole in the world....


wave

laugh laugh damn right for sure laugh handshake


It's funny - I am an architect by education and that's what I did for living before... in previous life wine

Hugzy, ever thought of a nightclub-manager carrier? grin confused since it's innocent in the stars?
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Oct 30, 2008 10:04 AM CST Silly star sign joke 2
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR SIGN!!
If you can´t laugh at yourself, stay out of this one please.

Aries
You think you´re so frank, independent, righteous and powerful... well, that´s what YOU think. You love to boss people around and set everything on fire, especially enjoying to have to wrestle for it. You can´t really influence anyone, although you like to show off your "power". Aries make good football judges, mothers-in-law and street cleaners.

Taurus
You are determined and work like a dog. Most people think you´re stingy and a hard-head, and they´re right. Your persistence makes you so goddam boring. You are a gluton, you love nature, beauty and being loved. Taurus make good bar sports narrators, encyclopedia salespeople and home decorators.

Gemini
You´re an extrovert, curious, humored, intelligent and a phony. Your laziness and inconsistency make you a first-class manipulator. You don´t care about other people´s feelings and you love to cheat, with no damage to your conscience. Gemini make successful politicians, circus artists, soap opera actors and cheaters.





Cancer
You are lonely, defensive and understanding with other people´s problems, what makes you very cheesy. You think yourself so unlucky and unloved. You compassion, emotivity and sensitivity make the man of Cancer a real p****. Cancer makes great hairdressers, best girlfriends and novel readers.

cont.[/


Aries...Here.....







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Oct 30, 2008 10:14 AM CST Silly star sign joke 2
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
LACali: Which is a lawyerly response. As is arguing the point.


I like to argue.......... The making up is fun..devil
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Oct 30, 2008 10:17 AM CST Silly star sign joke 2
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Libra...

You´re artsy, discreet, balanced and idealistic, with high taste for harmony and beauty. You need to protect others and fight injustice, but just because you want something in return. Libra are perfect lawyers, architects and nightclub managers.I'm not a lawyer but I practice law as a paralegal...and you're damn right I want something in return...Justice against all the a**hole in the world....


Make us be of "service" to you...devil


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