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Oct 29, 2008 11:35 PM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
Karma3
Karma3Karma3Somewhere, Tamil Nadu India121 Threads 826 Posts
Men's Pearls of Wisdom

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
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Oct 29, 2008 11:41 PM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
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Oct 29, 2008 11:42 PM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
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Oct 30, 2008 6:01 AM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
Steveno
StevenoStevenoQassim, Al-Qassim Saudi Arabia170 Threads 688 Posts
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Oct 30, 2008 6:08 AM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
xoredheadxo
xoredheadxoxoredheadxoRichwood, West Virginia USA16 Threads 1,507 Posts
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I really needed a good laugh this morning....Thanks!!!
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Oct 30, 2008 6:35 AM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
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Oct 30, 2008 6:49 AM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK13 Threads 727 Posts
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Umm why am I laughingconfused
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Nov 4, 2008 10:23 AM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
ladyinwaiting
ladyinwaitingladyinwaitingAmwaj Island, Bahrain21 Threads 288 Posts
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Nov 4, 2008 10:40 AM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
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Nov 4, 2008 10:50 AM CST Men's pearls of wisdom.........
mastic55
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