'Twas the Night Before the Election... (16)
Awesome, Kansan! Totally awesome!
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The_Kansan: 'Twas the Night Before the Election
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! *I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! *I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)
Better Dig a Fox-Hole now,you'll probably gonna see INCOMING
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The_Kansan: 'Twas the Night Before the Election
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! *I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! *I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)
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Conrad73: Better Dig a Fox-Hole now,you'll probably gonna see INCOMING
Let it come. I've been through far worse than anybody on this site can dish out.
(Besides, I've gotta' get back to unloading furniture so I probably won't even know I've been murderated 'til much later!
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The_Kansan: Let it come. I've been through far worse than anybody on this site can dish out.
(Besides, I've gotta' get back to unloading furniture so I probably won't even know I've been murderated 'til much later! )
(Besides, I've gotta' get back to unloading furniture so I probably won't even know I've been murderated 'til much later! )
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Seems like nobody wants to take the Bait!
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The_Kansan: 'Twas the Night Before the Election
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! *I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! *I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)
Definitely a good one
I'll bury my guns before I'd let someone like him take them away
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PeachesandRay: Definitely a good one
I'll bury my guns before I'd let someone like him take them away
I'll bury my guns before I'd let someone like him take them away
Thanks Don
...now Earl's gonna be in trouble with some more of the anti-gun folk on CS and I'm gonna have to come in and save his "sorry hinney"....
...but no worry..it's a kind of cute hinney
Hope you and your lovely wifey are all doing great and that you've not falling apart anymore on that beautiful lady
Peaches
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The_Kansan: 'Twas the Night Before the Election
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! *I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! *I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)
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It would have been nice if Kalidi had been worked in there, but it would be a challenge
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PeachesandRay: Definitely a good one
I'll bury my guns before I'd let someone like him take them away
I'll bury my guns before I'd let someone like him take them away
Yep, me too what you said, Earl!
Now go kiss your wife...
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Almost as good as this little ditty sung to the tune... "Don´t cry for me Argentina"DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
THE TRUTH IS, I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
MY KID PLAYS HOCKEY, AND I'M HIS MAMA,
BUT I AM VOTING BARACK OBAMA
DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
THE TRUTH IS, I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
WHAT IF McCAIN WERE CHIEF
AND THEN HE DIED-A
YOU'D BE AS SCARY AS THE AL QAIDA
I CANNOT LET IT HAPPEN
THERE MUST BE CHANGE.
CAN'T LET YOU OF ALL RIDICULOUS PEOPLE
BE ONE HEART BEAT AWAY FROM THE HIGHEST POSITION OF LEADERSHIP IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS.
SEEING AS YOU CAN'T THINK PAST YOUR OWN RELIGION OR SAY NUCLEAR CORRECTLY FOR THAT MATTER
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU RUNNING AROUND LIKE JOE McCARTHY
ACCUSING PEOPLE OF BEING TERRORISTS BY ASSOCIATION
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING MORE INTELLIGENT TO SAY THAN
YOU BETCHA, DARN RIGHT, AND DRILL HERE.
DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
YOU DON'T GET THIS GLOBAL CRISIS.
THEY'LL WEAR BIKINIS UP IN ALASKA
AND MEXICO WILL MOVE TO NEBRASKA.
DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
THE TRUTH IS, I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
MY KID PLAYS HOCKEY, AND I WEAR LIPSTICK,
BUT I'M A THINKER, AND YOU'RE A DIPSTICK.
HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH,
I'VE ALREADY LINKED TOGETHER MORE CONSECUTIVE COMPLETE SENTENCES
THAN YOU DID IN YOUR ENTIRE DEBATE.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS LOOK AT ME TO KNOW
I DEMAND MORE THAN YOU TO BE MY MAGISTRATE.
DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
THE TRUTH IS, I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
MY KID PLAYS HOCKEY, AND I'M HIS MAMA,
BUT I AM VOTING BARACK OBAMA
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Tis the day before election
And the country was fuming
That we are broke and bummed
To see McCain is running
I wonder why but already know
McCain wants more of war
And money to keep if this
Will bring to keep money more
Some worry that others will take
When bankers know McCain will
Them save without ever to earn
The money needed to pay the bill.
No more, no more the people
Proclaimed, the time of partying
Must end for those (AIG) who play
The game with peoples money
McCain likes the pretty ladies
And every day is party to him
After all he has the money
From his wife galore at his whim
McCain says only healthcare is
For those with money to spend
Those with none should get none
As for McCain will not lend
So vote tomorrow the bums out
And make America strong again
Honor liberty and justice for all
Yes, that includes McCain.
And the country was fuming
That we are broke and bummed
To see McCain is running
I wonder why but already know
McCain wants more of war
And money to keep if this
Will bring to keep money more
Some worry that others will take
When bankers know McCain will
Them save without ever to earn
The money needed to pay the bill.
No more, no more the people
Proclaimed, the time of partying
Must end for those (AIG) who play
The game with peoples money
McCain likes the pretty ladies
And every day is party to him
After all he has the money
From his wife galore at his whim
McCain says only healthcare is
For those with money to spend
Those with none should get none
As for McCain will not lend
So vote tomorrow the bums out
And make America strong again
Honor liberty and justice for all
Yes, that includes McCain.
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And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money & guns
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
*I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money -
You keep THE CHANGE.*
(JMHO of course.)