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Oct 30, 2008 10:32 PM CST Moses
Skybow
SkybowSkybowapple valley, California USA4 Threads 2,293 Posts
Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.

President Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?'

The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.

The president said, 'Moses!' in a loud voice. The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.

The president then pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to the robed man, asked, 'Am I crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you? The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed.

'Well,' said the president, 'every time I say his name, he ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. 'Watch!'. Again the president yelled, 'Moses!' and again the man ignored him.

The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, 'You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?'

The man leaned over and whispered back, 'Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East with no oil.'
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Oct 30, 2008 10:35 PM CST Moses
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
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Oct 30, 2008 10:36 PM CST Moses
mastic55
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Oct 30, 2008 10:43 PM CST Moses
Skybow
SkybowSkybowapple valley, California USA4 Threads 2,293 Posts
Thanks, I thought this was too funny to keep to myself. laugh
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Oct 30, 2008 10:44 PM CST Moses
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Thank you.
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Oct 30, 2008 11:05 PM CST Moses
Skybow
SkybowSkybowapple valley, California USA4 Threads 2,293 Posts
rwantin: Thank you.


Hey there RW, glad you got a laugh out of it.
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Oct 30, 2008 11:07 PM CST Moses
druidess6308
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Oct 31, 2008 8:10 AM CST Moses
Karma3
Karma3Karma3Somewhere, Tamil Nadu India121 Threads 826 Posts
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Oct 31, 2008 8:15 AM CST Moses
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA476 Threads 1 Polls 4,695 Posts
I saw the same guy! (Coulda' swore it was Charlton Heston!)
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Oct 31, 2008 8:20 AM CST Moses
Small wonder the poor Guy refuses to talk to anyone.laugh wave
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Oct 31, 2008 9:08 AM CST Moses
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA1 Threads 4,264 Posts
That's that one gets for talking to bushes. drinking
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Oct 31, 2008 9:14 AM CST Moses
agman: That's that one gets for talking to bushes.
You better stop talking to your Plants!grin wave
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Oct 31, 2008 9:29 AM CST Moses
uptallonline today!
uptallonline today!uptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK72 Threads 1 Polls 18,586 Posts
Skybow: Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.

President Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?'

The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.

The president said, 'Moses!' in a loud voice. The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.

The president then pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to the robed man, asked, 'Am I crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you? The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed.

'Well,' said the president, 'every time I say his name, he ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. 'Watch!'. Again the president yelled, 'Moses!' and again the man ignored him.

The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, 'You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?'

The man leaned over and whispered back, 'Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East with no oil.'





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Oct 31, 2008 10:24 AM CST Moses
Skybow
SkybowSkybowapple valley, California USA4 Threads 2,293 Posts
Conrad73: You better stop talking to your Plants!


I'm not talking to Bushes Conrad! laugh wave laugh
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Oct 31, 2008 10:47 AM CST Moses
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA1 Threads 4,264 Posts
Talking to a burning bush, are u sure he wasn't smoking some of it?
It whould explain the talking to it. drinking
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Oct 31, 2008 10:49 AM CST Moses
Skybow: I'm not talking to Bushes Conrad!
They might be Disguised.laugh wave
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