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Oct 31, 2008 12:22 AM CST making people irate...
RadioheadFan123
RadioheadFan123RadioheadFan123Rochester, New York USA132 Threads 34 Polls 603 Posts
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for s*xual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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Oct 31, 2008 12:28 AM CST making people irate...
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,301 Threads 16 Polls 12,355 Posts
Sneak into a blind persons home and rearrange the furniture.
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Oct 31, 2008 12:29 AM CST making people irate...
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,301 Threads 16 Polls 12,355 Posts
Sneak into a blind persons home and attach door-knobs to the walls.
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Oct 31, 2008 12:31 AM CST making people irate...
Mnmom64
Mnmom64Mnmom64Inver Grove, Minnesota USA1 Threads 17 Posts
RadioheadFan123: HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I have done this and it was a blast. My co-worker did not seem to have quite the enthusiasm about it as I did though rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 31, 2008 12:32 AM CST making people irate...
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 2,260 Posts
gentlepaws: Sneak into a blind persons home and attach door-knobs to the walls.


and then what....sit back and watchlaugh
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Oct 31, 2008 12:33 AM CST making people irate...
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,301 Threads 16 Polls 12,355 Posts
Get a list of people sentenced to "Life", in prison and send them calendars.
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Oct 31, 2008 12:35 AM CST making people irate...
lucky200761
lucky200761lucky200761Blue Springs, Missouri USA42 Threads 5 Polls 713 Posts
gentlepaws: Sneak into a blind persons home and attach door-knobs to the walls.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh ...that's funny
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Oct 31, 2008 12:37 AM CST making people irate...
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,301 Threads 16 Polls 12,355 Posts
Tape bird seed to the inside of a high-rise building window, and watch the pigeons break their necks.
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Oct 31, 2008 12:43 AM CST making people irate...
RadioheadFan123
RadioheadFan123RadioheadFan123Rochester, New York USA132 Threads 34 Polls 603 Posts
gentlepaws: Sneak into a blind persons home and attach door-knobs to the walls.


He he laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 31, 2008 12:46 AM CST making people irate...
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,301 Threads 16 Polls 12,355 Posts
When you get a sales call on the phone, ask them for their home number and tell them that you'll call them back.
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Oct 31, 2008 12:47 AM CST making people irate...
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
uh oh wow uh oh hole
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Oct 31, 2008 12:47 AM CST making people irate...
lucky200761
lucky200761lucky200761Blue Springs, Missouri USA42 Threads 5 Polls 713 Posts
-Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

-Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
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Oct 31, 2008 12:47 AM CST making people irate...
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 2,260 Posts
gentlepaws: Tape bird seed to the inside of a high-rise building window, and watch the pigeons break their necks.




wow
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Oct 31, 2008 12:50 AM CST making people irate...
lucky200761
lucky200761lucky200761Blue Springs, Missouri USA42 Threads 5 Polls 713 Posts
-Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
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