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One of my favorites from my university undergraduate days...............
Read the passage below REEEAAAALLLY SLOWLY at first.....
*** "I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm just the pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants,
'Til the pheasant plucker comes."
Ok, now that you have the hang of it, read it as fast as you possibly can.
****BEST READ AFTER A FEW DRINKS OF WINE OR LAGER
Let us know how you get on.