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Cro when was the last time you buttered a croissant..You are so hung up on religion i'm going to phone a good friend in the vatican and tell him i've found the next pope...wise up
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phoenix: Cro when was the last time you buttered a croissant..You are so hung up on religion i'm going to phone a good friend in the vatican and tell him i've found the next pope...wise up
that’s rich coming from you
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Very good point Mr. Russell had, Crotty P...very good point.
Still doesn't stop me from believing what I believe and feel to be true...but it's a good point.
Still doesn't stop me from believing what I believe and feel to be true...but it's a good point.
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phoenix: Cro when was the last time you buttered a croissant..You are so hung up on religion i'm going to phone a good friend in the vatican and tell him i've found the next pope...wise up
"If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a buttered croissant revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the croissant is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a croissant were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its buttery existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time."
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crotalus_p: that’s rich coming from you
Explain yourself...
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Fallingman: "If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a buttered croissant revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the croissant is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a croissant were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its buttery existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time."
But I can butter croissants...and i do it very well
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phoenix: Explain yourself...
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phoenix: Explain yourself...
Does it really need explaining ??? I thought it would have been self-evident
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crotalus_p: in the celestial teapot ????"If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time."
- Bertrand Russell
But Bertie is wrong.- Bertrand Russell
They saw that Teapot with the Hubble-Telescope last week at 3AM!
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crotalus_p: Does it really need explaining ??? I thought it would have been self-evident
Well it aint..so explain yourself...
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Conrad73: But Bertie is wrong.
They saw that Teapot with the Hubble-Telescope last week at 3AM!
They saw that Teapot with the Hubble-Telescope last week at 3AM!
...it was buttering a croissant at the time!
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Fallingman: ...it was buttering a croissant at the time!
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crotalus_p: in the celestial teapot ????"If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time."
- Bertrand Russell
- Bertrand Russell
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phoenix: Well it aint..so explain yourself...
Right after you explain yourself
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"If I were to suggest that between MY LEFT and RIGHT EARS there is a BRAIN revolving about A MUSHROOM in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the BRAIN is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a BRAIN were affirmed in MIRRIADS OF BANAL POSTS IN FORUMS, to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the BELIEVER to the attentions of A psychiatrist."
Bertrum Russell / modified
Bertrum Russell / modified
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crotalus_p: Right after you explain yourself
Ok...what do you want me to explain.
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phoenix: Ok...what do you want me to explain.
your op along with why you seem to be following me around the forums looking for a chance to be derogatory ???
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phoenix:
The last time i buttered a croissant was this morning..When was yours?
The last time i buttered a croissant was this morning..When was yours?
I don’t eat croissant anymore they are bad for you
phoenix: As for me having a few friends in the vatican it's true..in a previous thread/post I said that i was an alterboy in Belfast from the age of 7 until I was 20. So I got to see 'back stage'. And I kown several priests and bishops, who don't call me by my 'christian name' but by my nickname. Two of the priests are now in the vatican studying..So on that case trust me you are on a looser..I can and sometimes do phone my old school friend in the vatican (he's a priest)...
I fail to see how I can be on a loser when I did not take a stance on it
(by the way Ben Dover is not a nickname it's an instruction
)phoenix: And on your last quote about being derogatory..well it's a case of the kettle calling the pot black.I am just being honest there is a difference, I unlike you do not set out to be purposely derogatory
(in ref. to your opinions on the christian church, or islam....)
(in ref. to your opinions on the christian church, or islam....)
Tut tut you should know at this stage that I view all religions as equally bunk
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Trish you'll do yourself an injury with that bustier
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"If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time."
- Bertrand Russell