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Nov 1, 2008 7:38 AM CST once a Wise man told me
Alumaxium
AlumaxiumAlumaxiumPine Grove, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 13 Posts
this story of a joke is only ment for some fun realism, and it came to me in a early morning dream that woke me up with a tremendous woody .....

A wise man once told me :

he say's "son" never fret and live as you pls
then he gave me the 8 reasons to stay single forever

1: unlike a woman , ur hand will never cheat on you
2: ur hand will never go out without you, and would be happy to go anyplace that you wanna go.

3: your hand will have sex anytime of the month you wanna have sex
4: your hand will not blame you when things go wrong , weather it's ur fault or not

5: your hand will never B**** cry or moan in discust
6: your hand will not give you some funky deasese
7: your hand will not leak snot out of it's cracks
8: you hand does not bleed for a week out of every month

then the wise man followed up with " but you hafta admire something that can bleed for a week and not die" .....yay
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Nov 2, 2008 4:23 PM CST once a Wise man told me
curious0george
curious0georgecurious0georgeMidvale, Utah USA27 Posts
Ahhh... <ducking>

INCOMING!!!!
banana
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Nov 2, 2008 5:37 PM CST once a Wise man told me
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I'll have to remember this for my sons!
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