once a Wise man told me ( Archived) (3)

this story of a joke is only ment for some fun realism, and it came to me in a early morning dream that woke me up with a tremendous woody .....

A wise man once told me :

he say's "son" never fret and live as you pls
then he gave me the 8 reasons to stay single forever

1: unlike a woman , ur hand will never cheat on you
2: ur hand will never go out without you, and would be happy to go anyplace that you wanna go.

3: your hand will have sex anytime of the month you wanna have sex
4: your hand will not blame you when things go wrong , weather it's ur fault or not

5: your hand will never B**** cry or moan in discust
6: your hand will not give you some funky deasese
7: your hand will not leak snot out of it's cracks
8: you hand does not bleed for a week out of every month

then the wise man followed up with " but you hafta admire something that can bleed for a week and not die" .....

Ahhh... <ducking>

INCOMING!!!!