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Nov 1, 2008 12:14 PM CST How To Avoid The Flu
xoredheadxo
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How To Avoid The Flu

Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies.


Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.


Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system.


Walk for at least an hour a day,


go for a swim,


take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.


Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.


Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.


Try to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you can.


Get plenty of rest.
OR

Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So......

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!

My grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the a- -!'

Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much
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Nov 1, 2008 2:39 PM CST How To Avoid The Flu
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland40 Threads 1 Polls 3,914 Posts
oh well- i'm willing to give it a try- for medicinal purposes only you understandlaugh wine
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Nov 1, 2008 2:49 PM CST How To Avoid The Flu
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
xoredheadxo:
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So......

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!

My grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the a- -!'

Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much



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