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Nov 2, 2008 4:34 AM CST Marriage Lies
Steveno
StevenoStevenoQassim, Al-Qassim Saudi Arabia170 Threads 688 Posts
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
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Nov 2, 2008 5:12 AM CST Marriage Lies
abbiye
abbiyeabbiyesofia, Sofia City Bulgaria12 Threads 559 Posts
yay yay yay laugh
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Nov 2, 2008 5:55 AM CST Marriage Lies
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey454 Threads 14 Polls 6,373 Posts
laugh laugh laugh
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Nov 2, 2008 7:35 AM CST Marriage Lies
Passionnjoy
PassionnjoyPassionnjoyboston, Massachusetts USA5 Posts
Hysterical! Thanks for the laugh! laugh
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