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Nov 2, 2008 8:10 AM CST love letter
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany150 Threads 41 Polls 8,210 Posts
Date: 14/02/05

*To,

Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M

**Sub: OFFER OF LOVE !!** *

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very glad to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 15th of Feb. (Tuesday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 14th of Feb. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a Prospective Lover

Our love affair would be on Probation for a period of six months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
*

*The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and Ishall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister or friend, if you do not wish to take up this offer. *

*Wish you all the best!

**Thanking you in anticipation, yours sincerely,

HR Manager*
Nov 2, 2008 8:14 AM CST love letter
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 2, 2008 8:19 AM CST love letter
jan45
jan45jan45Sofia, Sofia City Bulgaria12 Threads 7 Polls 615 Posts
This sounds me like a science fiction novell-how people would date after 100 years.I read this kinds of books when I was schoolboy.But I could hardly say that this would be widespread.The computers , mobiles and the DVD which were fictions yesterday now are realities.The same could be and with the people s relationships.
Nov 2, 2008 8:24 AM CST love letter
tinaferrara
tinaferraratinaferraraedinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK17 Threads 278 Posts
thats so funnyrolling on the floor laughing
Nov 2, 2008 9:22 AM CST love letter
guiriman
guirimanguirimansouth of milan, Lombardy Italy66 Threads 6 Polls 2,964 Posts
Date: 15/02/05

*From

Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M

**rep: OFFER OF LOVE !!** *




Dear HR Manager, thank you for the kind offer to become your piece of strumpet. However, I must notify you that, given my expense account is barely sufficient to cover the cost of my monthly shoe and chocolate purchasing, I am regrettably not in the position to take up the further responibility of bailing out your sorry a**.

I must further inform you in any case that plenty of your colleagues can vouch for my performance and constant appraisal should not be necessary. I suggest you see the company rugby team for further details.

All things considered, it is with deep regret that I am unable to accept your generous offer at this stage. I will nevertheless keep the offer on file and reconsider my response should I ever need such a skinflint as yourself in the future.

I have forwarded you offer, as requested, not only to my neighbours' dog, but also to some friends on CS.

Kindly yours,

Juliet
Nov 2, 2008 11:41 AM CST love letter
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany150 Threads 41 Polls 8,210 Posts
guiriman: Date: 15/02/05

*From

Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M

**rep: OFFER OF LOVE !!** *

Dear HR Manager, thank you for the kind offer to become your piece of strumpet. However, I must notify you that, given my expense account is barely sufficient to cover the cost of my monthly shoe and chocolate purchasing, I am regrettably not in the position to take up the further responibility of bailing out your sorry a**.

I must further inform you in any case that plenty of your colleagues can vouch for my performance and constant appraisal should not be necessary. I suggest you see the company rugby team for further details.

All things considered, it is with deep regret that I am unable to accept your generous offer at this stage. I will nevertheless keep the offer on file and reconsider my response should I ever need such a skinflint as yourself in the future.

I have forwarded you offer, as requested, not only to my neighbours' dog, but also to some friends on CS.




Kindly yours,

Juliet





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Nov 2, 2008 11:44 AM CST love letter
guiriman
guirimanguirimansouth of milan, Lombardy Italy66 Threads 6 Polls 2,964 Posts
Ulimaroa: well doooone


hi Uli wave
Nov 2, 2008 11:46 AM CST love letter
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany150 Threads 41 Polls 8,210 Posts
guiriman: hi Uli



Hi guiriman ... wave
Dec 16, 2008 2:47 AM CST love letter
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia147 Threads 2 Polls 14,452 Posts
guiriman: Date: 15/02/05

*From

Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M

**rep: OFFER OF LOVE !!** *

Dear HR Manager, thank you for the kind offer to become your piece of strumpet. However, I must notify you that, given my expense account is barely sufficient to cover the cost of my monthly shoe and chocolate purchasing, I am regrettably not in the position to take up the further responibility of bailing out your sorry a**.

I must further inform you in any case that plenty of your colleagues can vouch for my performance and constant appraisal should not be necessary. I suggest you see the company rugby team for further details.

All things considered, it is with deep regret that I am unable to accept your generous offer at this stage. I will nevertheless keep the offer on file and reconsider my response should I ever need such a skinflint as yourself in the future.

I have forwarded you offer, as requested, not only to my neighbours' dog, but also to some friends on CS.

Kindly yours,

Juliet


That's gorgeous!

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Dec 16, 2008 8:53 AM CST love letter
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very good! both of those letters were brilliantrolling on the floor laughing
Jan 11, 2009 9:33 PM CST love letter
Thrak
ThrakThrakZwolle, Overijssel Netherlands28 Threads 3 Polls 100 Posts
Dear HR Manager.

I am very glad to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you, although our dates don’t completely correspond, since yours is the 15th of Feb AD, and mine being 1200BC which according to the Chinese calendar was the year of the three legged mongoose. However what is the use of splitting definitives, when fate has decided to deal its hand.

Our love affair would be on Probation for no shorter than six millenniums, in which time you will need to completely satisfy the biblically prophesied harlot of Babylon throughout the above mentioned period, those moments also included!

During this trial period you will also be required to perform certain duties to the rule which are listed below. *( please refer to footnote)

1: All electrical items will be kept fully charged & hygienically maintained.

2: Three quarters of the proceeds from video sales shall be donated to the I freed Nelson Mandela theme park on Robin Island fund.

3: You will be required to perform a threesome two times a week, after which Fluffy will be given his special blanket and cuddly toy, that are located in the cupboard under the stairs next to the whips, bicycle chains and glow in the dark pentagram.

Upon completion of our six millennium contract, you will be required for your testicular equipment to be re-serviced, and appropriate certificates establishing them to be in fully working order. The afore mentioned documentation should be submitted no later than December 21 2012.

Thanking you in constipation, yours rhetorically.

The Biblically prophesied harlot of Babylon xxx


*(The failure of fulfillment under the terms of conditions will be considered breach of contract, and will result in general eternal damnation)


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