Cows and Pigs (14)
Gosh it´s hard telling a joke in a second language!!!!
This just didn´t sound right lol
This just didn´t sound right lol
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would a female police officer be a cow and a pig??? 
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jpunk: would a female police officer be a cow and a pig???
Meaning she´s got both milk and sausage?
How would I know...
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A man was arrested for calling a Police officer a pig! The judge fined him $500. The man asked,"If I see a pig can I call it a Polcice Officer. The Judge said,"I don't see why not" The man turns to the officer who hauled him in and said,"Hello Police Officer"
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RillyNiceGuy: A man was arrested for calling a Police officer a pig! The judge fined him $500. The man asked,"If I see a pig can I call it a Polcice Officer. The Judge said,"I don't see why not" The man turns to the officer who hauled him in and said,"Hello Police Officer"
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One man says,"Why buy the cow when you can borrow your neighbors while he's at work."
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RillyNiceGuy: A man was arrested for calling a Police officer a pig! The judge fined him $500. The man asked,"If I see a pig can I call it a Polcice Officer. The Judge said,"I don't see why not" The man turns to the officer who hauled him in and said,"Hello Police Officer"
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My uncle was in court.
The judge says, "Your divoce is granted. I am going to give your ex wife $1200 dollars a month."
My uncle said,"Thats damn nice of you judge....I'll try to give her a dollar or two every now and then myself."
The judge says, "Your divoce is granted. I am going to give your ex wife $1200 dollars a month."
My uncle said,"Thats damn nice of you judge....I'll try to give her a dollar or two every now and then myself."
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I'm sorry Moema, but 
I found it funny 3 days ago when Imasquirly1 said the very same thing!!!
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The judge tells my uncle..."you ran over a fence, glanced off a tree and wound up with your car in my swimming pool.........Were you drunk!!!
My uncle said,"Hell yeah I was drunk....you don't think I am one of those reckless drivers do ya?
My uncle said,"Hell yeah I was drunk....you don't think I am one of those reckless drivers do ya?
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RillyNiceGuy: The judge tells my uncle..."you ran over a fence, glanced off a tree and wound up with your car in my swimming pool.........Were you drunk!!!
My uncle said,"Hell yeah I was drunk....you don't think I am one of those reckless drivers do ya?
My uncle said,"Hell yeah I was drunk....you don't think I am one of those reckless drivers do ya?
heheheheheh...
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Bobby Joe says: "wha do we gotta ba thu whole cow, if we can just milk´em for free?"
Bobby Jane says: "wha do we gotta ba thu whole pig, if we can just have the sausage?"