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Nov 6, 2008 6:24 PM CST Mr. Stanley
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
His four children were gathered around Mr. Stanley's deathbed.

As the eighty-year-old man seemed to doze off in a blissful sleep, the children started to discuss the final funeral plans.

One wanted to spend a hundred dollars for a coffin, a second thought a plain wooden box would do, and the third was even ready to dump the remains into a paper sack.

All agreed there was no reason to spend much money, as their father would never know the difference.

Mr. Stanley stirred. Having heard every word, he thought it was time to set the record straight.

"Children," he said, "I've never told you this and never wanted to, but I can't go to my final resting place with this burden. My darling children, your mother and I were never married."

His oldest son was aghast. "You mean we're all bastards?"

Mr. Stanley said, "Yes. And cheap ones too!"
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Nov 6, 2008 6:26 PM CST Mr. Stanley
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 6, 2008 6:27 PM CST Mr. Stanley
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Hello Deswave teddybear hug
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Nov 6, 2008 6:27 PM CST Mr. Stanley
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

evening Dessie hug
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Nov 6, 2008 6:29 PM CST Mr. Stanley
elleke
ellekeellekebrisbane, Queensland Australia1 Threads 14 Posts
laugh laugh
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Nov 6, 2008 6:29 PM CST Mr. Stanley
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
mylifewithu: Hello Des



Hi Beauitful Lela hug hug yay
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Nov 6, 2008 6:30 PM CST Mr. Stanley
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
livinglarge: evening Dessie




Hi My Sweet LL hug hug yay yay
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Nov 6, 2008 6:34 PM CST Mr. Stanley
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
An elderly Cavan man on his deathbed.

he can feel the end isn't so far off , when he suddenly notices a wonderful aroma .

He realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite food, fruitcake .

He finds the strenght to drag himself to the kitchen,and as he reaches his frail withered hand ,

up to the table to take a slice , his wife hits him with the broom handle and says


F**K off and leave then alone ,

they are for the fureral.

laugh
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Nov 6, 2008 6:35 PM CST Mr. Stanley
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
desmond: Hi My Sweet LL


Dessie Wessie !!!
hug teddybear
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Nov 6, 2008 6:36 PM CST Mr. Stanley
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
livinglarge: An elderly Cavan man on his deathbed.

he can feel the end isn't so far off , when he suddenly notices a wonderful aroma .

He realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite food, fruitcake .

He finds the strenght to drag himself to the kitchen,and as he reaches his frail withered hand ,

up to the table to take a slice , his wife hits him with the broom handle and says F**K off and leave then alone ,

they are for the fureral.




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 6, 2008 6:45 PM CST Mr. Stanley
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
[/quote roll: rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing}

thanks Des thumbs up
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