I will propuse you imidietly (52)
Steevyv: If you :
- are as good cook as may mother is,
- are as clever as my mother is,
- so innocent & good willing person as my mother is,
- if you have always the best advices for life in two like my mother has,
- if you are as beautiful as my mother is,
- if you know what is the best for me, you and our marriage as my mother knows,
- if you are enough good to my mother,
- if you are enough beautiful to my mother,
- if you are chosen by my mother,
- if you recognize her as a master in your own kitchen, bath & sleeping room.
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......
- are as good cook as may mother is,
- are as clever as my mother is,
- so innocent & good willing person as my mother is,
- if you have always the best advices for life in two like my mother has,
- if you are as beautiful as my mother is,
- if you know what is the best for me, you and our marriage as my mother knows,
- if you are enough good to my mother,
- if you are enough beautiful to my mother,
- if you are chosen by my mother,
- if you recognize her as a master in your own kitchen, bath & sleeping room.
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......
Then I would plainly tell that man to go purpose to his mother.
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somechick: Then I would plainly tell that man to go purpose to his mother.
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somechick: Then I would plainly tell that man to go purpose to his mother.
My sentiments exactly. Hey mister did you hear that the days of women merely being a house frau are over lol.
Welcome to the 21st century. I can understand you wanting someone who is good to your mama though.
So what do you have to offer? Instead of what you can get from some woman? How often do you get dates?
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somechick: Then I would plainly tell that man to go purpose to his mother.
But one day you will be mother like mine.
And how will YOU act when your dearest son come one morning on a breakfast from his room together with something skinny and pale, with chewing gum in mouth and rainbow in her hair, something in her nose and ears and pregnant after 6 days relationship, or who knows how long because they love each other and they don't care for such a little things .
And they anounce to you that you will be soon grandma.
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Steevyv: But one day you will be mother like mine.
And how will YOU act when your dearest son come one morning on a breakfast from his room together with something skinny and pale, with chewing gum in mouth and rainbow in her hair, something in her nose and ears and pregnant after 6 days relationship, or who knows how long because they love each other and they don't care for such a little things .
And they anounce to you that you will be soon grandma.
And how will YOU act when your dearest son come one morning on a breakfast from his room together with something skinny and pale, with chewing gum in mouth and rainbow in her hair, something in her nose and ears and pregnant after 6 days relationship, or who knows how long because they love each other and they don't care for such a little things .
And they anounce to you that you will be soon grandma.
I am a mother and so is somechick.
And if that happened to me then I would deal with it as any mother would.
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Steevyv: If you :
- are as good cook as may mother is,
- are as clever as my mother is,
- so innocent & good willing person as my mother is,
- if you have always the best advices for life in two like my mother has,
- if you are as beautiful as my mother is,
- if you know what is the best for me, you and our marriage as my mother knows,
- if you are enough good to my mother,
- if you are enough beautiful to my mother,
- if you are chosen by my mother,
- if you recognize her as a master in your own kitchen, bath & sleeping room.
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......
- are as good cook as may mother is,
- are as clever as my mother is,
- so innocent & good willing person as my mother is,
- if you have always the best advices for life in two like my mother has,
- if you are as beautiful as my mother is,
- if you know what is the best for me, you and our marriage as my mother knows,
- if you are enough good to my mother,
- if you are enough beautiful to my mother,
- if you are chosen by my mother,
- if you recognize her as a master in your own kitchen, bath & sleeping room.
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......
catch 22 ... I doubt you'll catch 1
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Steevyv: If you :
- are as good cook as may mother is,
- are as clever as my mother is,
- so innocent & good willing person as my mother is,
- if you have always the best advices for life in two like my mother has,
- if you are as beautiful as my mother is,
- if you know what is the best for me, you and our marriage as my mother knows,
- if you are enough good to my mother,
- if you are enough beautiful to my mother,
- if you are chosen by my mother,
- if you recognize her as a master in your own kitchen, bath & sleeping room.
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......
Sorry I guess I don't qualify but then you probably wouldn't want your mother to be physically removed from our house anyway!!!!!!!!!
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Dawn7z: My sentiments exactly. Hey mister did you hear that the days of women merely being a house frau are over lol.
Welcome to the 21st century. I can understand you wanting someone who is good to your mama though.
So what do you have to offer? Instead of what you can get from some woman? How often do you get dates?
Welcome to the 21st century. I can understand you wanting someone who is good to your mama though.
So what do you have to offer? Instead of what you can get from some woman? How often do you get dates?
I have to offer a lot. Indeed.
I can offer Myself in person, which is not nothing but I would like to know: Is there any female that can love me as much as my mother. I,ll propuse her on my knees in a best restaurant, rock included.
Besides, there is a Catch 22 like I said. It can help to her.
I am not a beast.
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Steevyv: If you :
- are as good cook as may mother is,
- are as clever as my mother is,
- so innocent & good willing person as my mother is,
- if you have always the best advices for life in two like my mother has,
- if you are as beautiful as my mother is,
- if you know what is the best for me, you and our marriage as my mother knows,
- if you are enough good to my mother,
- if you are enough beautiful to my mother,
- if you are chosen by my mother,
- if you recognize her as a master in your own kitchen, bath & sleeping room.
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......
- are as good cook as may mother is,
- are as clever as my mother is,
- so innocent & good willing person as my mother is,
- if you have always the best advices for life in two like my mother has,
- if you are as beautiful as my mother is,
- if you know what is the best for me, you and our marriage as my mother knows,
- if you are enough good to my mother,
- if you are enough beautiful to my mother,
- if you are chosen by my mother,
- if you recognize her as a master in your own kitchen, bath & sleeping room.
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......
To be honest, getting a girl pregnant is the last of your worries
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Steevyv: I have to offer a lot. Indeed.
I can offer Myself in person, which is not nothing but I would like to know: Is there any female that can love me as much as my mother. I,ll propuse her on my knees in a best restaurant, rock included.
Besides, there is a Catch 22 like I said. It can help to her.
I am not a beast.
I can offer Myself in person, which is not nothing but I would like to know: Is there any female that can love me as much as my mother. I,ll propuse her on my knees in a best restaurant, rock included.
Besides, there is a Catch 22 like I said. It can help to her.
I am not a beast.
Your posts dazzle me with all of those emoticons.
What could you offer me then?
Lets play!
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Steevyv: I have to offer a lot. Indeed.
I can offer Myself in person, which is not nothing but I would like to know: Is there any female that can love me as much as my mother. I,ll propuse her on my knees in a best restaurant, rock included.
Besides, there is a Catch 22 like I said. It can help to her.
I am not a beast.
I can offer Myself in person, which is not nothing but I would like to know: Is there any female that can love me as much as my mother. I,ll propuse her on my knees in a best restaurant, rock included.
Besides, there is a Catch 22 like I said. It can help to her.
I am not a beast.
I am sorry I was half joking with you. However until you spend time with someone and get to the point of taking her home to momma you won't know. I didn't call you a beast just suggested that you move ahead in your thinking a bit that's all.
I am sure that you are quite lovely to some woman. As far as a laundry list I think most people these days men and women do not respond well to them. Wish you the best of luck. Just giving you heck so please don't take offense I should have put some smileys in my retort.
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Kevint: To be honest, getting a girl pregnant is the last of your worries
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Kevint: To be honest, getting a girl pregnant is the last of your worries
And NO interest. God bless
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have to say can't think of anything worse than being in a relationship and feeling compared to someones's Mother 
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Dawn7z: I am sorry I was half joking with you. However until you spend time with someone and get to the point of taking her home to momma you won't know. I didn't call you a beast just suggested that you move ahead in your thinking a bit that's all.
I am sure that you are quite lovely to some woman. As far as a laundry list I think most people these days men and women do not respond well to them. Wish you the best of luck. Just giving you heck so please don't take offense I should have put some smileys in my retort.
I am sure that you are quite lovely to some woman. As far as a laundry list I think most people these days men and women do not respond well to them. Wish you the best of luck. Just giving you heck so please don't take offense I should have put some smileys in my retort.
Thanks lovely girl. I am touched with your sympathies for me. You are just goodharted woman like my mother .
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morgan5: have to say can't think of anything worse than being in a relationship and feeling compared to someones's Mother
OR worse yet...with someone who wants a mother and not a wife....
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Sommerauer71: Your posts dazzle me with all of those emoticons.
What could you offer me then?
Lets play!
What could you offer me then?
Lets play!
I can offer you me. 100%. I am good man. Honest, dedicated and so on...
What could you offer to me?
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Steevyv: I can offer you me. 100%. I am good man. Honest, dedicated and so on...
What could you offer to me?
What could you offer to me?
But I want the breakdown of that 100%
Not just you, I do not know you, I am sitting in a restaurant and waiting tfor you to woo me.
What could I offer you?
A good time and then you will never want to let me go and your mother will not even feature in that.
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- are as good cook as may mother is,
- are as clever as my mother is,
- so innocent & good willing person as my mother is,
- if you have always the best advices for life in two like my mother has,
- if you are as beautiful as my mother is,
- if you know what is the best for me, you and our marriage as my mother knows,
- if you are enough good to my mother,
- if you are enough beautiful to my mother,
- if you are chosen by my mother,
- if you recognize her as a master in your own kitchen, bath & sleeping room.
O yes, I will.
So God help me!
Of course, there is catch 22......