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Nov 19, 2008 9:55 PM CST 29 lines..........
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
God and I didn't..

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18 . Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance..

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!
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Nov 19, 2008 9:57 PM CST 29 lines..........
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

#23 will raise some hackles...laugh
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Nov 19, 2008 9:57 PM CST 29 lines..........
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA56 Threads 15 Polls 950 Posts
dohdamn, where'd I put my beer?
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Nov 19, 2008 9:58 PM CST 29 lines..........
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
mbcasey: #23 will raise some hackles...


OH WELL......... I am often in deep do do anyway..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 19, 2008 9:59 PM CST 29 lines..........
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 19, 2008 9:59 PM CST 29 lines..........
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
HJFinAZ: OH WELL......... I am often in deep do do anyway..
#7cheers cheers cheers
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Nov 19, 2008 10:01 PM CST 29 lines..........
Quote/Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are to few/Quote


This is oh so true Pat. Because of some changes which occured within my life I vowed to never ever take anything nor anyone for granted again.
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Nov 19, 2008 10:01 PM CST 29 lines..........
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA56 Threads 15 Polls 950 Posts
mbcasey: #23 will raise some hackles...


Well, I hope none of you have shackles . . . . this is a singles site ya knowprofessor tsktsktskscold . . . .


wow damn, done gone blond again . . . . hackles not shackles . . . . doh
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Nov 19, 2008 10:18 PM CST 29 lines..........
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I love these...ALL of them (#23 did not offend me...see #5!)!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 19, 2008 10:25 PM CST 29 lines..........
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
tipaly81: Well, I hope none of you have shackles . . . . this is a singles site ya know tsktsktsk . . . . damn, done gone blond again . . . . hackles not shackles . . . .


Then I get to keep the "shackles"??grin

devil
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Nov 19, 2008 10:51 PM CST 29 lines..........
harmonynowell
harmonynowellharmonynowellIrrigon, Oregon USA3 Threads 275 Posts
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.






Yeah that is the only good thing about him drinking! roll eyes But then again it's nice being beautiful, even if it is induced. wink
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Nov 19, 2008 10:54 PM CST 29 lines..........
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK43 Threads 7 Polls 1,897 Posts
harmonynowell: 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Yeah that is the only good thing about him drinking! But then again it's nice being beautiful, even if it is induced.



professor Beauty is before me , no beer goggles necessary!!!wink
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Nov 19, 2008 11:00 PM CST 29 lines..........
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
tipaly81: Well, I hope none of you have shackles . . . . this is a singles site ya know tsktsktsk . . . . damn, done gone blond again . . . . hackles not shackles . . . .


Not into shackles myself...

But I love hackles!!!
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