has ur child (18)
my oldest on a crowded bus one day - "mummy, hasnt that man got a really funny face" ......
couldve done with your shovel that day for sure
couldve done with your shovel that day for sure
its here ready for anyone who wants it....,
No kids for me so no... But! I apparantley did it to my Mum on a bus once.. Sat there when a black man got on and I in all my glory shouted..
'Uurgghh Mum, that man is really dirty!!'
Luckily he saw the funny side I'm told
'Uurgghh Mum, that man is really dirty!!'
Luckily he saw the funny side I'm told
Seabiscuit: No kids for me so no... But! I apparantley did it to my Mum on a bus once.. Sat there when a black man got on and I in all my glory shouted..
'Uurgghh Mum, that man is really dirty!!'
Luckily he saw the funny side I'm told
'Uurgghh Mum, that man is really dirty!!'
Luckily he saw the funny side I'm told
You poor things. My face is red for you all.
I don't have kids but a story that fits here.
My mother was big on threats. Her favor was "Behave or I'll beat you to death".
Well, one day at church my mother delivers her usual threat of "Be quiet or I'll beat you to death" just before the service begins.
My brother was sitting there looking at the stain-glass windows talking to himself about the baby Jesus and such when it dawned on him that he was talking. So right in the middle of the sacrements he yells at the top of his lungs "Mom, are you going to beat me to death?" The priest stops, puts down the chalis, and turns around and says, "I certainly hope not". My mom said she just wanted to run one way and his Godmother wanted to run the other.
I read the post about baby P who was beaten to death by his mother, her boyfriend, and their lodger.
My sincere apologies. My story is in bad taste giving the timing of the situation. Please forgive me.
anglophile: I read the post about baby P who was beaten to death by his mother, her boyfriend, and their lodger.
My sincere apologies. My story is in bad taste giving the timing of the situation. Please forgive me.
My sincere apologies. My story is in bad taste giving the timing of the situation. Please forgive me.
not to worry, you didnt know.
Hey everyone, by the way...
oh have ya been somewhere....
uglysister: you are not alone.................i have a very bad habit of puting my foot in it too..................without meaning it.
Well, Im going to be drinking a few of these.
I've been told the alcohol helps numb the mouth so I won't be able to speak.Ive been AWOL according to you...... 
I had a friend she always used to call her baby boy little plonker. Hardly ever by his name .
I never understood why she did that.
Anyhow one day we all went out shopping her son was nearly 2 years old by then . A women asked him what his name was and he proudly said "Plonker".
My friend could have died there and then.
But after that she always called him by his name Zaki...............
(the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.)
I never understood why she did that.
Anyhow one day we all went out shopping her son was nearly 2 years old by then . A women asked him what his name was and he proudly said "Plonker".
My friend could have died there and then.
But after that she always called him by his name Zaki...............
(the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.)
fairydream: I had a friend she always used to call her baby boy little plonker. Hardly ever by his name .
I never understood why she did that.
Anyhow one day we all went out shopping her son was nearly 2 years old by then . A women asked him what his name was and he proudly said "Plonker".
My friend could have died there and then.
But after that she always called him by his name Zaki...............(the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.)
I never understood why she did that.
Anyhow one day we all went out shopping her son was nearly 2 years old by then . A women asked him what his name was and he proudly said "Plonker".
My friend could have died there and then.
But after that she always called him by his name Zaki...............(the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.)
angel thinks about chaning her user name to plonker!!!!
changing..............................
i dunno bout burying myself, maybe the kid tho
about 6 months ago in asda we was at the checkout and the lady behind the counter hd a really huge dark hairy mole on her cheek and jordan was just staring at her open mouthed, and kept saying "mummy whats that", i think i listed every piece of shopping going through the till in hopes he'd just accept something random and stopped staring i really could have died there and then, i dont think i made eye contact with the woman once
about 6 months ago in asda we was at the checkout and the lady behind the counter hd a really huge dark hairy mole on her cheek and jordan was just staring at her open mouthed, and kept saying "mummy whats that", i think i listed every piece of shopping going through the till in hopes he'd just accept something random and stopped staring i really could have died there and then, i dont think i made eye contact with the woman once
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Mine has.....
In a shop one day, he decided that breaking wind was a fun thing to do.....then to top it all he shouts very loud...
I NEED A POOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
exit one angel to the DIY department for said shovel........