I’m not that old really, so I probably don’t qualify to be on the same page in the dictionary as a geezer. I simply like the word and wanted to address myself thus at least once in my life. Well, that’s one off on my exciting list of things to do in life, I reckon.
So, a date is to be had.
I’m to romance her off her feet, swoon to such an extent that she will call her father and demand he take those 5 stinking camels off my burdened shoulders. I’m quite confident I can pull off a fine evening and impress without using my matchstick tricks or Ned Flanders impersonation. However, I want to be on the safe side, so I want an impeccable self to appear at the approach of when I pick her up and live happily forever after.
I sport a Johnny Depp pirates tash, which I know is not really up her alley, but I want it to remain. I don’t know why, I have no plans to pirate anything, not even her. Well, just a little a little plan of little pirating, to be honest. I’m a highwayman after all.
I’ve never been to a barber, never been sat in a chair leaned back and have humid, hot towels wrapped around my face, never had a serial killer weapon sharp the stubble off my chin, and now’s the time for a session.
But the rest, how about the rest?
My face, I’ve heard about facial masks. I’ve heard when applied and removed, they’re supposed to make the skin of your face feel like a baby’s butt. I really don’t care what it would feel like under my own hand, what tickles my fantasy is that such a skin would probably make her hand, and her lips, create an even greater sensation that I already imagine.
So, where do I get these “masks”? The trick or treat shop it is not, I dare guess What am I supposed to look for
I’m a footballer, soccer as it’s nerdly and error like called in the Americas. I played up until I was moved down like high grass, twice, and my ankles took an unrecoverable beating. I have football player feet, with bits on my heels so thick you might think I had hobbits in my family.
What do I do with that skin? Peel it off with a grater?
What more?
How should I dress? I don’t want to overdo it with a suit, so I think I’ll go with the James Dean casual slick.
Let get as gay here. Any suggestions are welcome. Should I have a manicure, a pedicure, a cure my crazy bits of off humor?
Sweetie, if it´s the lady I think... and I´m sure it is, you know the only thing necessary is that you be yourself. Just be sure and use lots of lip balm for extended kissing sessions! Nothing yummier then soft, unchapped lips...
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jbibiza: Sweetie, if it´s the lady I think... and I´m sure it is, you know the only thing necessary is that you be yourself. Just be sure and use lots of lip balm for extended kissing sessions! Nothing yummier then soft, unchapped lips...
jbibiza: Sweetie, if it´s the lady I think... and I´m sure it is, you know the only thing necessary is that you be yourself. Just be sure and use lots of lip balm for extended kissing sessions! Nothing yummier then soft, unchapped lips...
Where do I get this stuff? Should it taste something? Raspberry? Coconut?
PietroPaoloV: There are so many errors in that firts post of mine one might think I'm shaking nervous!
hahahah...... and in that second?
I'd say go get those “masks” and go with that James Dean casual slick!
Anything would be better than....
showing up on a date the way one of my dates showed up
I had no doubt in my mind that he just set me up. I was so upset, turned around and went back home. Than later I called him to ask why he didn't show up. He said he did - it was him. If I didn't know he was a police officer, I 'd think he was a bum
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I simply like the word and wanted to address myself thus at least once in my life.
Well, that’s one off on my exciting list of things to do in life, I reckon.
So, a date is to be had.
I’m to romance her off her feet, swoon to such an extent that she will call her father and demand he take those 5 stinking camels off my burdened shoulders. I’m quite confident I can pull off a fine evening and impress without using my matchstick tricks or Ned Flanders impersonation. However, I want to be on the safe side, so I want an impeccable self to appear at the approach of when I pick her up and live happily forever after.
I sport a Johnny Depp pirates tash, which I know is not really up her alley, but I want it to remain. I don’t know why, I have no plans to pirate anything, not even her. Well, just a little a little plan of little pirating, to be honest. I’m a highwayman after all.
I’ve never been to a barber, never been sat in a chair leaned back and have humid, hot towels wrapped around my face, never had a serial killer weapon sharp the stubble off my chin, and now’s the time for a session.
But the rest, how about the rest?
My face, I’ve heard about facial masks. I’ve heard when applied and removed, they’re supposed to make the skin of your face feel like a baby’s butt. I really don’t care what it would feel like under my own hand, what tickles my fantasy is that such a skin would probably make her hand, and her lips, create an even greater sensation that I already imagine.
So, where do I get these “masks”? The trick or treat shop it is not, I dare guess
What am I supposed to look for
I’m a footballer, soccer as it’s nerdly and error like called in the Americas. I played up until I was moved down like high grass, twice, and my ankles took an unrecoverable beating.
I have football player feet, with bits on my heels so thick you might think I had hobbits in my family.
What do I do with that skin? Peel it off with a grater?
What more?
How should I dress? I don’t want to overdo it with a suit, so I think I’ll go with the James Dean casual slick.
Let get as gay here. Any suggestions are welcome. Should I have a manicure, a pedicure, a cure my crazy bits of off humor?