A cop comes to an accident in the south. It is the mayer (Mayor to you yankees) of the town. He has hit two Yankee drunks walking. One has come through the windshield and landed in the back seat. The other has been knocked over the barbwire fence. Being a good ole boy the cop gives the yankees tickets.....one fer breaking and entering and the other one for leaving the scene of an accident.
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Yup! Jokes about cops! (you dirty minds!)