Wal-Mart Greeter ( Archived) (11)

Dec 7, 2008 1:42 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
A very loud, un-attractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasently, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins ?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling lond enough to say, 'Hell no they aint, the oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins ? Are you blind or just plain stupid?'

'I'm neither blind or stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.
'I just could'nt believe you got laid more than once. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart'
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Dec 7, 2008 1:44 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Ouchers.
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Dec 7, 2008 2:27 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
catwomen64
catwomen64catwomen64somewhere, New Jersey USA15 Threads 1,628 Posts
Awesome!
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Dec 7, 2008 3:15 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
catwomen64: Awesome!


Who say's greeters don't have a sense of humor?rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2008 5:33 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Where did all the joke lovers go?dunno
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Dec 7, 2008 6:03 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
Sue49
Sue49Sue49Coldwater, Michigan USA14 Posts
wixomwizard: Where did all the joke lovers go?


They all went to Walmart to get the greeters job.



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Dec 7, 2008 6:09 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Sue49: They all went to Walmart to get the greeters job.


Ahhh....so that's what the lines were for todaylaugh
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Dec 7, 2008 6:12 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
That is priceless, Harry. Thank you!

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Dec 7, 2008 6:16 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
venere08: That is priceless, Harry. Thank you!


I was beginning to think all the joke lovers went home.laugh
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Dec 7, 2008 6:17 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2008 6:21 PM CST Wal-Mart Greeter
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
wixomwizard: I was beginning to think all the joke lovers went home.


Nah, but I should go do some blinkin' work!laugh

Thanks for helping me get....in the moodgrin

Any news yet btw? Let me know, k?conversing

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