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Dec 10, 2008 6:25 PM CST A love poems contest w/ a twist. Here's what some people entered. :)
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA56 Threads 15 Polls 950 Posts
The rules:These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line...
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face I wish I were in outer space

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in, to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime!
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Dec 10, 2008 6:26 PM CST A love poems contest w/ a twist. Here's what some people entered. :)
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
They are fantastic..just what the doctor orderedrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 10, 2008 6:27 PM CST A love poems contest w/ a twist. Here's what some people entered. :)
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
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Dec 10, 2008 6:27 PM CST A love poems contest w/ a twist. Here's what some people entered. :)
cardsfan24
cardsfan24cardsfan24somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA40 Threads 1 Polls 5,169 Posts
sometime's when i get nervous i pee

With those eyes im undressing you as we speak..laugh
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Dec 10, 2008 6:29 PM CST A love poems contest w/ a twist. Here's what some people entered. :)
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA56 Threads 15 Polls 950 Posts
cardsfan24: sometime's when i get nervous i pee

With those eyes im undressing you as we speak..


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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