Ladies help...SOS (39)
phoenix: Listen folks(ladies)....
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
It would depend on how well I knew him, and how honest I thought he was. A complete stranger, no........
phoenix: Listen folks(ladies)....
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
hmm Phoenix may I ask you a question...have you met this woman yet face to face???
phoenix: Listen folks(ladies)....
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
It's hard to hold her hand and push her wheelchair at the same time.........
rusty_knight: It's hard to hold her hand and push her wheelchair at the same time.........
that's easy if you have osteoporosis yourself!!
you can weld your zimmer frame to her wheelchair!Each man has a level of credibility that is established and gets built upon with time.
If said mystery man were to come out in first contact with outlandish offers... hell no.
Why would I? He no more took the time to get to know me than he did to have a little inner dialog about being creepy.
Now if he take the time to ask me a few important questions, shows some willingness to exchange with me... then his advances would be received with growing warmth.
If said mystery man were to come out in first contact with outlandish offers... hell no.
Why would I? He no more took the time to get to know me than he did to have a little inner dialog about being creepy.
Now if he take the time to ask me a few important questions, shows some willingness to exchange with me... then his advances would be received with growing warmth.
I would believe him depending on how many pimples on his nose or humps on his back he had... if the had none, I would suspect he's after something... ha, ha.
phoenix: Listen folks(ladies)....
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
I don't know about believeing him or not but I'd take the "let's take a rocket ship to Mars" first and then see what happens.
dragonfly88: I don't know about believeing him or not but I'd take the "let's take a rocket ship to Mars" first and then see what happens.
You really should check out the pimple on his 'rocket ship' first!¬
phoenix: Listen folks(ladies)....
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
You were drunk when you wrote that, weren't you?
rusty_knight: You really should check out the pimple on his 'rocket ship' first!¬
rockets don't have pimples
they have buttons to press
oh! what fun!
dragonfly88: rockets don't have pimples
they have buttons to press oh! what fun!
they have buttons to press oh! what fun!
and there's me thinking that taking a 'rocket ship to Mars' was an analogy for...... for........ for....... I forget what it's an analogy for!
phoenix: Listen folks(ladies)....
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
If a bloke says he doesn't care about the pimple on your nose or the hump on your back..And all he wants to do is walk down some street and hold your habd in Paris, New York,Rome or take a rocket ship to Mars with you..Would you believe him...
You're dating Quasimodo?
Sommerauer71: You were drunk when you wrote that, weren't you?
I was stone cold sober...really i was.
phoenix: I was stone cold sober...really i was.
So, you've no excuse then!
rusty_knight: So, you've no excuse then!
and so what?
what if he wants to date quasimodo?
if he likes her, who cares?
phoenix: I was stone cold sober...really i was.
Well, that makes it just ok.
And the answer is yes, I do believe my man when he tells me I am beautiful in the mornings.
She will trust you, Phoenix, you just to keep at it. If you want her.
Mon bebe...
After the thread title I understood if I am writing here ... I become a lady?
Ok, is your problem solved or you do need more advices?
After the thread title I understood if I am writing here ... I become a lady?
Ok, is your problem solved or you do need more advices?
gingerb: It would depend on how well I knew him, and how honest I thought he was. A complete stranger, no........
Ginger!!!
You are here...
Apologies Phoenix.
dragonfly88: and so what?
what if he wants to date quasimodo?
if he likes her, who cares?
what if he wants to date quasimodo?
if he likes her, who cares?
Quasimodo was a man, dragonfly....... and does not fit into the 'female Swedish volleyball player' requirements of Phoenix.
I think he was saying some ladies feel insecure....... of course if you love somebody what they look like is not important; disabilities are another thing, as there is the world of difference between falling in love with somebody who already has a disability and marrying somebody you love later who later falls ill....... I'd have pushed any of my ex wives around in a wheelchair if the need was there - ok?
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