LETS HAVE A NEW CHRISTMAS STORY ....... (39)
smoky: Add a paragraph and help make an inspiring New Christmas Story ........?
Once upon a time, in a little country village, there lived a young woman who was very very beautiful, she always wanted to be rich, but had no idea how to amass the fortune she desired, so she consulted an Oracle ..... a wise old lady who lived up in the hills, and this is what she was told she must do, to attain her dream ..........(over to you talented folk .... to continue .......
.....Once upon a time, in a little country village, there lived a young woman who was very very beautiful, she always wanted to be rich, but had no idea how to amass the fortune she desired, so she consulted an Oracle ..... a wise old lady who lived up in the hills, and this is what she was told she must do, to attain her dream ..........(over to you talented folk .... to continue .......
The wise old lady told her, the quickest way to riches was to ingratiate herself to a rich old man, seduce him, and marry into his fortune. So with that in mind, she sought out the house of the richest man in the closest town, and got herself a job in his kitchen...
Lagoona22: .....
The wise old lady told her, the quickest way to riches was to ingratiate herself to a rich old man, seduce him, and marry into his fortune. So with that in mind, she sought out the house of the richest man in the closest town, and got herself a job in his kitchen...
The wise old lady told her, the quickest way to riches was to ingratiate herself to a rich old man, seduce him, and marry into his fortune. So with that in mind, she sought out the house of the richest man in the closest town, and got herself a job in his kitchen...
Her father was a chef, a French cuisine specialist, she knew from her father a lot of things about how to impress a man through his senses.
The old and rich man saw her clevage the second day of work behind a fork and he thought: What a woman, what a clevage! I need to get in touch with her, to discuss some things about the kicthen and me.
He waited the second day to finish, everybody left except she, he push the button of the cd player and play the "Island in the Stream" song by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers.
"What a marvellous song" Bibilica said (Her name is Bibilica).
Pitty that I don't have this song home, I would like to hear it more often.
The old & rich man said: pitty, indeed but I .......
Lagoona22: .....
The wise old lady told her, the quickest way to riches was to ingratiate herself to a rich old man, seduce him, and marry into his fortune. So with that in mind, she sought out the house of the richest man in the closest town, and got herself a job in his kitchen...
The wise old lady told her, the quickest way to riches was to ingratiate herself to a rich old man, seduce him, and marry into his fortune. So with that in mind, she sought out the house of the richest man in the closest town, and got herself a job in his kitchen...
One day she put in the cake an aphrodiziac and served it to the old man...
jan45: One day she put in the cake an aphrodiziac and served it to the old man...
He jumped on her paying a lot of compliments but she rejected his proposals because he had garlic at the lunch table.
Is anybody alive here? I am going to bed.
Why don't you write???
Why don't you write???
smoky: "Oh, thank god for cell phones..... now that looney old guy running around the alley ways has at last shut up and we can all get on with wangling the fortune old of this old geezer who`s got the hots for the beautiful young girl working in his kitchen" ... said the wise old woman as she gazed into her crystal ball, keeping track of the foibles of her latest customer ........
With her eyes fixed on the crystal ball while her hands were circling around it, the wise woman said: ' I can see that you are soon going to encounter someone who will spoil you rotten and will adore you if only you wear....
MARTI: With her eyes fixed on the crystal ball while her hands were circling around it, the wise woman said: ' I can see that you are soon going to encounter someone who will spoil you rotten and will adore you if only you wear....
a tiny lil' uniform and stood at the side of the road"... and as Bibilika was struck by lightening, she had this strong urge to seek a tight short black uniform with a white collar, at the nearest second hand shop.
She tried one on, twirled in front of the mirror, went back into the change room, got into her own things not realizing the CCTV was filming her every moves.
He who watched her ...
Ulimaroa: a tiny lil' uniform and stood at the side of the road"... and as Bibilika was struck by lightening, she had this strong urge to seek a tight short black uniform with a white collar, at the nearest second hand shop.
She tried one on, twirled in front of the mirror, went back into the change room, got into her own things not realizing the CCTV was filming her every moves.
He who watched her ...
She tried one on, twirled in front of the mirror, went back into the change room, got into her own things not realizing the CCTV was filming her every moves.
He who watched her ...
....was a strikingly handsome young man, the shop attendent who was minding the store for his uncle...bored out of his skull, he couldn't help but notice that a shapely young woman was in the changing booth...his eyes where glued to the screen as she...
Ulimaroa: a tiny lil' uniform and stood at the side of the road"... and as Bibilika was struck by lightening, she had this strong urge to seek a tight short black uniform with a white collar, at the nearest second hand shop.
She tried one on, twirled in front of the mirror, went back into the change room, got into her own things not realizing the CCTV was filming her every moves.
He who watched her ...
She tried one on, twirled in front of the mirror, went back into the change room, got into her own things not realizing the CCTV was filming her every moves.
He who watched her ...
His infirm old hands trembled, and he jingled his bells - frantically!
They are two plots in the tale already!Cool
rusty_knight: His infirm old hands trembled, and he jingled his bells - frantically!
Bibilika went ashame,but soon she restored herself to good humour..
jan45: She opened his PC and begun surfing.A site called CS attracted her attention.
And it was FREE!!!! No fees, guaranteed, absolutely and incontrovertibly FREE! She was astounded! Someone was giving something for FREE! Never in her life has she had anything Free!
So, of course, she joined this CS Site. And the offers from men from all over the world simply rolled in! She got offers of marriage from Oil Sheiks, Yak Herd owners, Cave Dwellers, Mud Hut Dwellers, even from Millionaires lying dying in foreign lands! ... and all they wanted in return for their wonderful generous offers of putting all their money in her bank account was her private email adress! Heeeeyyyyy .... No Problemo guys! .... So she went out and found herself ...............................................
smoky: And it was FREE!!!! No fees, guaranteed, absolutely and incontrovertibly FREE! She was astounded! Someone was giving something for FREE! Never in her life has she had anything Free!
So, of course, she joined this CS Site. And the offers from men from all over the world simply rolled in! She got offers of marriage from Oil Sheiks, Yak Herd owners, Cave Dwellers, Mud Hut Dwellers, even from Millionaires lying dying in foreign lands! ... and all they wanted in return for their wonderful generous offers of putting all their money in her bank account was her private email adress! Heeeeyyyyy .... No Problemo guys! .... So she went out and found herself ...............................................
So, of course, she joined this CS Site. And the offers from men from all over the world simply rolled in! She got offers of marriage from Oil Sheiks, Yak Herd owners, Cave Dwellers, Mud Hut Dwellers, even from Millionaires lying dying in foreign lands! ... and all they wanted in return for their wonderful generous offers of putting all their money in her bank account was her private email adress! Heeeeyyyyy .... No Problemo guys! .... So she went out and found herself ...............................................
....a dark-skinned toy boy in Tashkent...who was better hung than an alpha-male dromedaris in heat, with a hard-on...
...and after an infatuation period of only 6 months...she decided she would....
Ehm....not good enuff....more please...
Mirodenia: ok, ok
So she pull out the thick cheque book and she kissed good bye the old man with his bloody dirty mind and hands.
Nah.
So she pull out the thick cheque book and she kissed good bye the old man with his bloody dirty mind and hands.
Nah.
Lagoona22: NIce, cute, sweet...but...but... why do I get the feeling you need to get to bed, and you have copped out, wrote something quick, instead of writing something that Bibi would bark at huh??...
Oh, oh, men here are D&R! said Bibilika before her head fall on the table.. She was snorring when ...
Mirodenia: Oh, oh, men here are D&R! said Bibilika before her head fall on the table.. She was snorring when ...
the door bell rang and right at the door standing was...
MARTI: the door bell rang and right at the door standing was...
A fireman with the pants on fire..
Why do you cry me a river handsome and bright and powerful Laggoonny?
May I go to sleep now? It's 23.14....
May I go to sleep now? It's 23.14....
You may...dream the dreams of kind dragons and sweet princesses...
Mirodenia: Why do you cry me a river handsome and bright and powerful Laggoonny?
May I go to sleep now? It's 23.14....
May I go to sleep now? It's 23.14....
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Once upon a time, in a little country village, there lived a young woman who was very very beautiful, she always wanted to be rich, but had no idea how to amass the fortune she desired, so she consulted an Oracle ..... a wise old lady who lived up in the hills, and this is what she was told she must do, to attain her dream ..........
(over to you talented folk .... to continue .......