You can't handle the truth!!! ( Archived) (131)

Dec 17, 2008 4:15 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
ok, Just for fun... no truth allowed in this thread.. lets hear all of the BS!!


I am the best lover in the world , when I am good and drunkheart wings
and if you don't believe me, I will run you over with my Maserati!
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Dec 17, 2008 4:17 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Size doesn't matter to me devil uh oh
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Dec 17, 2008 4:18 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 30 uh oh
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Dec 17, 2008 4:21 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
sxc666: I didn't lose my virginity until I was 30


I would have guessed that you still had it, you look so much like a Nun!professor

I have 5 penises, my rubbers fit like a glove!peace
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Dec 17, 2008 4:21 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
My real name WAS Andrew..... cheers
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Dec 17, 2008 4:23 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
rasgumby: I would have guessed that you still had it, you look so much like a Nun!

I have 5 penises, my rubbers fit like a glove!
I get that all the time innocent



I am an undercover CS moderator grin
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Dec 17, 2008 4:25 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
sxc666: I get that all the time
I am an undercover CS moderator




Grrrrmumbling
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Dec 17, 2008 4:26 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
roseofsharon: My real name WAS Andrew.....


Whats up Bro?
And thanks for donating you extra parts to me for improvements!!
I was originally only 2 inches long... so glad to finally have 11 inches!!yay
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Dec 17, 2008 4:26 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
roseofsharon: My real name WAS Andrew.....



Then you can handle what I've got!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 17, 2008 4:28 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
rasgumby: Whats up Bro?
And thanks for donating you extra parts to me for improvements!!
I was originally only 2 inches long... so glad to finally have 11 inches!!


Eleven inches??!! You're not suppose to fold it in half, ya know!! roll eyes Jeez!! doh

rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 17, 2008 4:28 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
rasgumby: ok, Just for fun... no truth allowed in this thread..


I never tell a lie....hmmmm
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Dec 17, 2008 4:39 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
sxc666: I get that all the time
I am an undercover CS moderator


I would never want to see you under cover!!

ok, thats an odd one... is a lie and truth combinedconfused
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Dec 17, 2008 4:42 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
I have never said the 'F' word, or used any swear words.innocent
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Dec 17, 2008 4:43 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
Women just can't keep their hands off of me....
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Dec 17, 2008 4:45 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
immanuelle: And I thoroughly enjoyed it...tee hee....


As I always ask....... Was it as good for me as it was for you?rolling on the floor laughing

Have such a long line outside my door waiting.... I may never get to go back to work or be back here to CS
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Dec 17, 2008 4:47 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Big_John: Women just can't keep their hands off of me....


That is because they use their feet instead.... all women want to do is walk all over us... My Ex wore the pants.
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Dec 17, 2008 4:50 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
rasgumby: As I always ask....... Was it as good for me as it was for you?



As I always always answer...It was much better for me honey...Can I make you a BLT sandwich now? Would you also like a beer with that?kiss
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Dec 17, 2008 4:53 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
RobbieM
RobbieMRobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK115 Threads 6 Polls 4,553 Posts
My toes are longer than my big toe.....and my hands work really well at the moment.

The leperacy is nearly cured, and the herpes is settled right down.
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Dec 17, 2008 4:56 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
RobbieM: My toes are longer than my big toe.....and my hands work really well at the moment.

The leperacy is nearly cured, and the herpes is settled right down.


Heyyyyy, You are breaking the rules!! all Lies heretongue wink

I bet you don't have a picture in your profile because you are such a hunk that the women drive you crazy if you put up a photo!!!
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Dec 17, 2008 5:21 PM CST You can't handle the truth!!!
adamisk
adamiskadamiskraleigh, Mississippi USA34 Threads 4 Polls 1,325 Posts
people just can't get enough of my sparkling personality .
also my i.q. is well above 50
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