With or without a woman! ( Archived) (13)

Yes, I use the word woman coz sometimes you realise how important a woman is in your life! and again yes this is capone!. Either you like my wording or not, I am not forcing you to read my topic, so help yourself and go put your elephant years under the pillow and forget me!! OK....If you really like what I am writting then I think you are sick!!!! you better find yourself a brain specialist to examin your brain!!!.



Anyway, women, women, women!! what would you do without them!!. It only got me when I was transfered to work in the desert!!. Men!! I thought I was going to die simply because I could not see women, talk to women, eat with women etc... All you see there are these horrible looking men!!!. When I say horrible I really mean it coz when you are in the desert you look like a dead cow!!!. I swear coz that's how I looked and I really didn't like the idea...



You may wonder why people work in the desert get paid well!!. Some of you might even go wako knowing how much they were paying me!!!. I couldn't believe me self when they offered me such money!!! but I didn't realise why until they took me into the middle of the desert. Of-course, they give you five start standard of living, swimming pool, airconditioning in all area, excellent food and work is very little but then the missing of women around makes a BIG different.



When I returned back to the city, the first thing I did is to kiss the ground and kissed my women's foot!. This was the time a realised how important women are into our lives... Without them we are simply animals with very little in common...So, if you think a woman is nothing to you, you better think again!! coz you have not yet seen the world without them....



Have a nice day!!

good thread.i think all men should be go to kuwait for work so that when they come back home they will be rehabilitated towards women.

Really!!. I didn't tell you the rest of the story about those poor men in the desert!!. I swear they all look like Zombies!!! Man eaters etc... coz when they see a strange face and they are all facing you! you can see water falling out of their mouth knowing that you just came from the city and had all the women they could think of!!.



They get very sick mind and visions!!. I vividly remember when a europeian expert came over the desert, he was a nice looking fellow and all the guys there were planning to date him!! Now that's how bad it gets!!!.



Take example of a prison!!. Now, you and I wouldn't wish to go to prison for any reason, would you?. Working in the desert is no different from prison but in e Luxury way or perhaps I should say they brain wash you with goodies and money so that you forget about women for a while.



For me it was totally different coz I could not even thing a single night without my women around me!!. I missed them so much and couldn't even thing of the money I was going to get...



In short!! nothing is better than a woman beside you.. Take it or leave it.

yes i quite agree with you..i have had friends that work in the middle east,and they all say the same thing...i just pray that in the future the rules will be lenient towards foreigners,so that they can bring wives or girlfriends to live or visit.

Women have great importance. No knowledge without college similarily NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE.

Oh boy!

When I hear someone is going to get marry I feel so sorry for the guy coz he does not know that he is throwing himself into hell without knowing Poor fellow!!.

I've been leaving all my life with woman I pretend to call them girlfriends!. I stay with them for a few month then I tell them to find themselves another idiot to stay with. Very funny this creatures! After you've been with them they start asking you to marry them as if I am not aware of their intention, ofcourse at the beginning I will agree that I would marry them while inside me says over my dead body. No woman would kill Shaq and that is the promise I keep. Now hung on there folks!! When I said kill, I don't mean physically being killed by these creatures but they destroy your life slowly. You first get depression, then tension, then stress, then heart problem, then heart attack then you die!.

Did you know that women are the best actors in the world?. Of course, they are so good acting like they really care for you and they love you and they would give anything to be with you and they would die for you and they wouldn't leave without you and blah blah and blah blah!!!! All the lies they have to tell you and because they are so good in saying it and crying when they say them words, you would think yeah!! this is my woman with a BIG open heart, but guess what is coming in you!.

Did you know that no one scares Bin-Ladin but a woman!!!

Oh no, not again



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Kitty