Bad day, make me giggle~! (17)
I called an operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and I'll begin to dial. And when I say 'Goodbye', then you can yell 'Cut!'" Paws
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I could maybe tickle yer feet.......
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You start at her feet, I'll start at the other end. Paws
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that oughta be good for a couple of laughs anyway...two guys tickling their way to the promised land....LMFAO....
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That is excellent.. ROFLMAO...sounds great..lol------ This thread is Archived ------
Feeling better ? Paws
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yes, ty.. it is alos ncie to see my friend honeydipped made it here as well...life will be better~!
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a good old joke for you. This farmer had a rooster that would make love to his horse and the farmer said this is gonna kill you one day, next day the farmer sees him doing the bull, said the same thing, next day the farmer got to kissing the rooster, then he looked out his window and saw him sprawled out with a flock of buzzards circling around overhead, he walked up to the rooster and told you, the rooster said shhhhh...... they are gonna land soon,lmao.....
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^^^^ROFLMAO... omg that is funny as hell
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Shallyjean...been the operation root many times with my son....I always get nervous beforehand.
But then, I figure, well, what safer place to be than in a hospital, where they can handle all your hurts.
Plus the nurses and doctors are always so nice and know what to do to help.
It will get better!!!!
But then, I figure, well, what safer place to be than in a hospital, where they can handle all your hurts.
Plus the nurses and doctors are always so nice and know what to do to help.
It will get better!!!!
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Here's a giggle for you.
So I was shaving my balls earlier today and I got a little nick on them. No problem, it'll heal, that's fine. anyways, I get ready to go for a jog, yeah i'm fat and I need to lose some weight. So I take off running and i'm starting to work up a sweat then I get this little burning sensation on my balls. Well apparently I might of gotten a little razor burn too. So here I come running like I have a basketball between my legs back to my house, to the bathroom and start splashing cold water on my nut sack.
Oh wait, did you say make you giggle? I thought you needed to throw up. My bad.
So I was shaving my balls earlier today and I got a little nick on them. No problem, it'll heal, that's fine. anyways, I get ready to go for a jog, yeah i'm fat and I need to lose some weight. So I take off running and i'm starting to work up a sweat then I get this little burning sensation on my balls. Well apparently I might of gotten a little razor burn too. So here I come running like I have a basketball between my legs back to my house, to the bathroom and start splashing cold water on my nut sack.
Oh wait, did you say make you giggle? I thought you needed to throw up. My bad.
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OMFG..... I love it~! That is so funny~! This is a wonderufl place to locate your smile, my god your all dalings~!
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Q.how does a california duck talk?
A. quake,quake
by: joan (jojo4)
A. quake,quake
by: joan (jojo4)
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OMG I needed that laugh this day....Funny someone dragged this thread back up... you all have a sixth sense or something going on in the universe?
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my theme song, not done by Jimmy Buffet, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!
All OK? JR
All OK? JR
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I am just tired of BS from day to day life.. today is my son's b-day...... X hubby is not being nice.. and I am trying to pick my way through not upsetting he or his GF... I have no idea how to relax that woman with me...
I am encouraging him to marry her... but I guess when one has jealousy it will always be there.... I just do not understand it. I am glad she is good to my son and that is the main thing.....
This is the first time my x is hosting a B-day party for our son in 15 years.... I am thrilled I have always had he and his mates over for our child's b-day and well..... she does not want me there... I was even willing to wear a potato sack, and smear make-up all over my face.. etc.. just to make her feel better... sad.....
I am encouraging him to marry her... but I guess when one has jealousy it will always be there.... I just do not understand it. I am glad she is good to my son and that is the main thing.....
This is the first time my x is hosting a B-day party for our son in 15 years.... I am thrilled I have always had he and his mates over for our child's b-day and well..... she does not want me there... I was even willing to wear a potato sack, and smear make-up all over my face.. etc.. just to make her feel better... sad.....
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GIVE ME A GIGGLE~! I NEED IT...can nto find my funny bone today.