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Dec 25, 2008 11:12 AM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
solitare
solitaresolitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina40 Threads 4,041 Posts
If modern dating techniques aren't quite working out for you, you can try one of the "14 Old Testament Ways To Get a Wife" as posted all over the web , both last year and most of this one.
I'll start you off with a few really good ones if you use that particular book: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she's yours (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10) (Could it be a car instead??)
Cut 200 foreskins off your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.(I Samuel 18:27).
Kill any husband and take his now ex-wife.(2 Samuel 11.
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??
I can just hear the men singing out with gusto "Gimme Dat Ol' Time Religion"!rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 25, 2008 11:47 AM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Oh isnt technology wonderful - all it takes theoretically nowadays is an e-mail grin wave
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Dec 25, 2008 11:52 AM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
How about find a best friend, a woman you can not only live with but rather one you cannot live without? Ensure that she is an equal in respect and you should have a bountiful life ahead of you.
A partner who will learn and teach in equal portions.
Someone you can walk through life with through all the good and bad times without regrets.
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Dec 25, 2008 1:09 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
well, i can see that with the way property prices are going, this one may become popular again soon; Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10) laugh but yes, I guess the feminists probably would have something to say.... rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 25, 2008 1:20 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
BarrenPneuma: How about find a best friend, a woman you can not only live with but rather one you cannot live without? Ensure that she is an equal in respect and you should have a bountiful life ahead of you.
A partner who will learn and teach in equal portions.
Someone you can walk through life with through all the good and bad times without regrets.


Mark, that is absolutely what a husband and wife should be...or, partners in life if they choose not to get legally married. This is the ideal I am aiming for in a partnership.

teddybear hug Well said.thumbs up
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Dec 25, 2008 1:26 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
BarrenPneuma: How about find a best friend, a woman you can not only live with but rather one you cannot live without? Ensure that she is an equal in respect and you should have a bountiful life ahead of you.
A partner who will learn and teach in equal portions.
Someone you can walk through life with through all the good and bad times without regrets
.


Well heck, all that was easy! I just joined CS and waited a little while and she just magically showed up! (Thanks again Sqeekers and JT!)wine
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Dec 25, 2008 7:28 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
voyager007
voyager007voyager007Khober, Eastern Province Saudi Arabia8 Threads 539 Posts
In response to:
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??



what a wonderful thread this is solitare grin

will, if only this could be true???? I would sleep sleep my entire life and be awake for only one day to see her right there,,, it would be worth it,,,, love

however, i believe that being patient is the key to mold each other the way both of our life should fit. hug

think of it like this:

if you take an egg and try to push it into a bottle,,, it will break ,,,,, but with some heat (love) for sometime to mature ,,, then you can break away the crust (this hard exterior we all surround our selves by),,, then light up a match (the spark of matching spirits) and put it inside the bottle (our heart), then just put that egg (the other person) on top of the bottle and just leave it there for moments of time, within seconds it will easily slide in. angel

this does work both ways grin

cheers

peace
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Dec 25, 2008 7:29 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
solitare: If modern dating techniques aren't quite working out for you, you can try one of the "14 Old Testament Ways To Get a Wife" as posted all over the web , both last year and most of this one.
I'll start you off with a few really good ones if you use that particular book: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she's yours (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10) (Could it be a car instead??)
Cut 200 foreskins off your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.(I Samuel 18:27).
Kill any husband and take his now ex-wife.(2 Samuel 11.
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??
I can just hear the men singing out with gusto "Gimme Dat Ol' Time Religion"!



I see no problem hereconfused
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Dec 25, 2008 7:33 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
voyager007: what a wonderful thread this is solitare

will, if only this could be true???? I would sleep my entire life and be awake for only one day to see her right there,,, it would be worth it,,,,

however, i believe that being patient is the key to mold each other the way both of our life should fit.

think of it like this:

if you take an egg and try to push it into a bottle,,, it will break ,,,,, but with some heat (love) for sometime to mature ,,, then you can break away the crust (this hard exterior we all surround our selves by),,, then light up a match (the spark of matching spirits) and put it inside the bottle (our heart), then just put that egg (the other person) on top of the bottle and just leave it there for moments of time, within seconds it will easily slide in.

this does work both ways

cheers


That was good. wine thumbs up
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Dec 25, 2008 7:37 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
donnalou
donnaloudonnalouaccord, New York USA4 Threads 22 Posts
I like the way you think. And I know what you are talking about.
Because I have been there. BEfore he died.





wave
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Dec 25, 2008 7:44 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
solitare: If modern dating techniques aren't quite working out for you, you can try one of the "14 Old Testament Ways To Get a Wife" as posted all over the web , both last year and most of this one.
I'll start you off with a few really good ones if you use that particular book: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she's yours
(Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10) (Could it be a car instead??)
Cut 200 foreskins off your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.(I Samuel 18:27).
Kill any husband and take his now ex-wife.(2 Samuel 11.
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??
I can just hear the men singing out with gusto "Gimme Dat Ol' Time Religion"!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Goin down the local Jail now grin

thumbs up
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Dec 25, 2008 7:49 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
voyager007
voyager007voyager007Khober, Eastern Province Saudi Arabia8 Threads 539 Posts
druidess6308: That was good.


thank you sis, well am sure that I did not invent the wheel by saying that, I just took what most of people here think and put it into words hug

but thank you for your thought wave

cheers

peace
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Dec 25, 2008 7:58 PM CST BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)
voyager007
voyager007voyager007Khober, Eastern Province Saudi Arabia8 Threads 539 Posts
donnalou: I like the way you think. And I know what you are talking about.
Because I have been there. BEfore he died.



sorry to hear that sis,,, and am sure you will be there once more again,,, just have faith,,,, angel

for those we lost,,, they didn't go that far,,, just think what you would like them to do if it was the way around???? blues

am sorry to say it like this but this is the true way of dealing with lost of our loved ones. smitten

you are lucky to be loved once, then it will be easy for you to love and be loved again,,,, keep them in your heart and let others be there too, am sure there is a plenty of space in your big heart.
heart beating

cheers
peace
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