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I'll start you off with a few really good ones if you use that particular book: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she's yours (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10) (Could it be a car instead??)
Cut 200 foreskins off your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.(I Samuel 18:27).
Kill any husband and take his now ex-wife.(2 Samuel 11.
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??
I can just hear the men singing out with gusto "Gimme Dat Ol' Time Religion"!