Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman ( Archived) (15)

Dec 26, 2008 6:53 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
1.You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.

2.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.

3.You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.

4.You can always warm coffee up.

5.Coffee comes with endless refills.

6.You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 a.m.

7.Coffee never runs out.

8.Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

9.You can make coffee as sweet as you want.

10.You can smoke while drinking coffee.

11.If you put chocolate in your coffee it doesn't put weight on.

12.No matter who ugly you are you can always get a cup of coffee.

13.A big cup or small cup it doesn't matter.

14.Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood your in.

15. Coffee goes down easy.

16.Coffee is ready in 15 minutes.

17.Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.

18. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.

19.When coffee gets old you can throw it away.

20.Coffee is good when it's cold too.
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Dec 26, 2008 10:14 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
Bump cheers
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Dec 26, 2008 10:27 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
I always have the coffee pot on, just in case I need to be ready for a 15 minute session..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing (At 3:00AM)uh oh
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Dec 26, 2008 11:03 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
HJFinAZ: I always have the coffee pot on, just in case I need to be ready for a 15 minute session.. (At 3:00AM)
Phones sure Ring at some Unpredictable times.laugh
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Dec 26, 2008 1:04 PM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
Conrad73: Phones sure Ring at some Unpredictable times.



I was up all night so trying to cat nap but not working. sleep
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Dec 26, 2008 1:47 PM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
choppinsman
choppinsmanchoppinsmanmanton, Michigan USA4 Threads 95 Posts
sassy49senior: I was up all night so trying to cat nap but not working.


sassy, of course you can't sleep too much coffee!
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Dec 26, 2008 3:22 PM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
choppinsman: sassy, of course you can't sleep too much coffee!



Wish I could say it was the coffee keeping me awake but
not the simple. You have a mail on the way before the
day is over. hug
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Dec 26, 2008 5:09 PM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Conrad73: Phones sure Ring at some Unpredictable times.



yay THey sure do.........grin
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Dec 26, 2008 10:31 PM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
Lucidfjb
LucidfjbLucidfjbFairfield, Ohio USA5 Threads 1 Polls 82 Posts
21. You know what to expect with coffee. laugh
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Dec 26, 2008 10:49 PM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
22. When you stir your coffee it does not lose it's temper. laugh
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Dec 27, 2008 9:22 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
Lucidfjb
LucidfjbLucidfjbFairfield, Ohio USA5 Threads 1 Polls 82 Posts
23. Coffee doesn't care that you've discovered a new flavor of the month. cool
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Dec 27, 2008 9:56 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
hahaha...

You guys don't have to convince me - I love coffee love

no, I am not a lesbian... yet uh oh -

it's just there are hundreds of reasons why coffee is better than SOME men too laugh
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Dec 27, 2008 10:27 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
Lucidfjb
LucidfjbLucidfjbFairfield, Ohio USA5 Threads 1 Polls 82 Posts
laura225: hahaha...

You guys don't have to convince me - I love coffee

no, I am not a lesbian... yet -

it's just there are hundreds of reasons why coffee is better than SOME men too

Nor am I. The subject should be ". . . better than people."
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Dec 27, 2008 10:43 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing These are funny. I'm not a coffee drinker, but these still tickled my funny bone!

You sure do love your coffee, Sassy!
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Dec 27, 2008 11:30 AM CST Why Coffee Is Better Than Woman
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
More Coffee Quips

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted
and time well spent.

Coffee isn't a drug, it's a vitamin.

Coffee has two virtues, it's wet and wild.

I'm going right now to brew another pot of coffee.
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