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2.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
3.You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
4.You can always warm coffee up.
5.Coffee comes with endless refills.
6.You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 a.m.
7.Coffee never runs out.
8.Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
9.You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
10.You can smoke while drinking coffee.
11.If you put chocolate in your coffee it doesn't put weight on.
12.No matter who ugly you are you can always get a cup of coffee.
13.A big cup or small cup it doesn't matter.
14.Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood your in.
15. Coffee goes down easy.
16.Coffee is ready in 15 minutes.
17.Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
18. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
19.When coffee gets old you can throw it away.
20.Coffee is good when it's cold too.