Looking for a wife!! (20)
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Capone1: Any female creature out there wants a home!. Well, a friend of mine got one for ya!!. All he got to do is marry you and dump you in his house as a wife, How about that.
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
I knew you were a wind up merchant.
I should think your mailbox will be stuffed with offers now.
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Capone1: Any female creature out there wants a home!. Well, a friend of mine got one for ya!!. All he got to do is marry you and dump you in his house as a wife, How about that.
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
Don't u think u dream too much?what about u where is u picture,or u afraid to show u picture,and let;s hear u qualities now
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laura225: How is your mama doing? Send my regards.
she is most likely sitting in her cell disapproving of all those girls from Dubai he brings over for his parties he boasted about on the EU forums...(in reality, not girls but perhaps girl camels...
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solitare: she is most likely sitting in her cell disapproving of all those girls from Dubai he brings over for his parties he boasted about on the EU forums...(in reality, not girls but perhaps girl camels... )
at least their milk doesn't curdle, they know their stuff, those camels 
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You dont want a Wife..
You want a Damn Robot
You want a Damn Robot
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Any female creature out there wants a home!. Well, a friend of mine got one for ya!!. All he got to do is marry you and dump you in his house as a wife, How about that.
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?[/quote..
What level of education does it take to be this intelligent Capone?...Or did Mummy fail to lavish you with attention and now you seek it this way...poor sad you...lol
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?[/quote..
What level of education does it take to be this intelligent Capone?...Or did Mummy fail to lavish you with attention and now you seek it this way...poor sad you...lol
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You forgot,
"Must be virgin, but he not virgin, ask his camels.
Must be OK dat Mamma chack virgin before constapation.
Must be ok dat Mamma and Aunties watch break hymen.
Must bear three sons in first two years. Daughters no count.
Must be ok to stay in house wrapped in berka (called berka cause me and my wailing buddies go berka ifa you donna wear berka) while me an my buddies go to mosque and then down to international hotel to bang on western woman doors an call out dirty things to turn them on."
Me thinks you (or your friend) are looking for "love" in all the wrong places.
"Must be virgin, but he not virgin, ask his camels.
Must be OK dat Mamma chack virgin before constapation.
Must be ok dat Mamma and Aunties watch break hymen.
Must bear three sons in first two years. Daughters no count.
Must be ok to stay in house wrapped in berka (called berka cause me and my wailing buddies go berka ifa you donna wear berka) while me an my buddies go to mosque and then down to international hotel to bang on western woman doors an call out dirty things to turn them on."
Me thinks you (or your friend) are looking for "love" in all the wrong places.
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Darkhorseman: You forgot,
"Must be virgin, but he not virgin, ask his camels.
Must be OK dat Mamma chack virgin before constapation.
Must be ok dat Mamma and Aunties watch break hymen.
Must bear three sons in first two years. Daughters no count.
Must be ok to stay in house wrapped in berka (called berka cause me and my wailing buddies go berka ifa you donna wear berka) while me an my buddies go to mosque and then down to international hotel to bang on western woman doors an call out dirty things to turn them on."
Me thinks you (or your friend) are looking for "love" in all the wrong places.
"Must be virgin, but he not virgin, ask his camels.
Must be OK dat Mamma chack virgin before constapation.
Must be ok dat Mamma and Aunties watch break hymen.
Must bear three sons in first two years. Daughters no count.
Must be ok to stay in house wrapped in berka (called berka cause me and my wailing buddies go berka ifa you donna wear berka) while me an my buddies go to mosque and then down to international hotel to bang on western woman doors an call out dirty things to turn them on."
Me thinks you (or your friend) are looking for "love" in all the wrong places.
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Capone1: no i am not..no one should ge me wrong here!!. I know that each individual dislike something in their life. Some dislike colour of different types, i.e. some wouldn't like yellow colour or red etc.. he dislike black!! that is all. Some people dislike types of food that others like, he only dislike black staff, anything which is black kills him!! .
Since I know have a lot of friends here, !, I am sure you are going to be honest with me!!. I heard that them women born in east Africa are very cool!!, I mean, they said that they are trained before marriage ways to satisfy their men!! is this true?. I heard they call it KATA or Katika, not sure what it means but it sounds like break dance
I also heard that a lot of women here are now sicking the help of these women from Africa so that they too can learn the KATA. I need to know more about this so that I can be prepaired!! You know what I mean!! I am going to marry them twins and their parents are African born!! so, they must have learnt the KATA!!.
your explanation sounds good to me..cos i dislike you too.dont get me wrong tooSince I know have a lot of friends here, !, I am sure you are going to be honest with me!!. I heard that them women born in east Africa are very cool!!, I mean, they said that they are trained before marriage ways to satisfy their men!! is this true?. I heard they call it KATA or Katika, not sure what it means but it sounds like break dance
I also heard that a lot of women here are now sicking the help of these women from Africa so that they too can learn the KATA. I need to know more about this so that I can be prepaired!! You know what I mean!! I am going to marry them twins and their parents are African born!! so, they must have learnt the KATA!!.
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Yesterday Capone we read your threads (3 of them i think ?) and your tune changes each time .Yes we all know you have some bitterness toward femmes ,but really ,do you have to bother us with it ??
Have you not figured out you have become something you tried so desperately in school not to be ?? yes ,you'v became the class clown ,or in this case the forum clown .
Do you have such low self esteem the only way you can feel good is by slating others ??
You brought up color ,wife's ,mothers ,unmarried women so what next ?? no matter what way you put it you will probably always be viewed as shallow and/or bitter .............. not a good thing to be when you look for a new life ?! eh .
If you want to chat ,then chat about things we can all on some part relate too or understand .The threads are around to help you meet new people not make it hard .if you continue to be rude and just plain arrogant then eventually people will get fed up with it and take action by either ignoring you ,reporting you ,or both .
Is this not the season for good will ?? dont you get fed up in that corner by yourself ??
Have you not figured out you have become something you tried so desperately in school not to be ?? yes ,you'v became the class clown ,or in this case the forum clown .
Do you have such low self esteem the only way you can feel good is by slating others ??
You brought up color ,wife's ,mothers ,unmarried women so what next ?? no matter what way you put it you will probably always be viewed as shallow and/or bitter .............. not a good thing to be when you look for a new life ?! eh .
If you want to chat ,then chat about things we can all on some part relate too or understand .The threads are around to help you meet new people not make it hard .if you continue to be rude and just plain arrogant then eventually people will get fed up with it and take action by either ignoring you ,reporting you ,or both .
Is this not the season for good will ?? dont you get fed up in that corner by yourself ??
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ok write u qualities in order and put also a photo with u
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Reading it over again and yeah i agree with the other person who said that this is a piss take .There is no way on earth someone could actually take this serious ........then again 
Ok im away for a cup of tea ,its cold in here
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Capone1: Any female creature out there wants a home!. Well, a friend of mine got one for ya!!. All he got to do is marry you and dump you in his house as a wife, How about that.
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
Who let the dog out? Who, Who, Who?!?!?!
I'm going to be
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Mr. Capone Capcone, you made my day, made me laugh a lot.
Please post again, do not quit.
Please post again, do not quit.
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In response to: Any female creature out there wants a home!. Well, a friend of mine got one for ya!!. All he got to do is marry you and dump you in his house as a wife, How about that.
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
PICK ME! PICK ME! Me love him long time!, but only when he want love, otherwise me sit in corner and wait
Me can chase chicken every morning for catch and cook him good lovely dinner
Me speak Engleesh, but only leetle!
…..
Oh darn, just read the whole post and do not have 8 out of the 11 qualites..
………..Never mind…don’t pick me.
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This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?