Act Your Age (17)
Brew01: Brew's friend Kim bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Brew, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Brew replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Brew interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
and so the truth comes out, huh ?
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Brew, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Brew replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Brew interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
and so the truth comes out, huh ?
Once again you made me smile! Brilliant, I do not know where you get them but they are very good.Experience also tell me that no matter how much I spend on the anti wrinkly cream I still look 52 and that is the bottom line. Its a hardship, but I am happy.
Brew01: Brew's friend Kim bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Brew, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Brew replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Brew interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
and so the truth comes out, huh ?
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Brew, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Brew replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Brew interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
and so the truth comes out, huh ?
Now Brew...what fun would it be if I deceided to act my age?????that would just be scary
Huggs to you,hope the new year is treating u right.
If I acted the age I felt, I would probably be in trouble constantly, and if I acted my numeric age, I would probably fall asleep. So what is in a number? I just try the best I can, to look the best I can. No lifts for me thanks, I will grow old gracefully, and hopefully still look good, but feel like the twenty year old! 
i feel like a 20 year old or two sometimes but at my age it would be suicide, nice to look though
Brew01: ha ha ha good one kid, ok I've got one for you...
One day an O.P.P. officer observed a car flying down the Q.E.W. from St. Catherines heading towards Toronto, then suddenly swerved onto the 401 and started heading towards London, the cop hot on his heels with his lights and siren screaming. The cop got on his radio asking for backup. Finally after over an hours chase the car was brought to a stop. Three O.P.P. officers with their guns drawn yelled for the man to step out of his car with his hands raised. The man got out of his car with his hands in the air asking what was wrong. One cop asked why he was driving so fast. The man replied, "I am so sorry officer, I didn't realize I was doing anything wrong, I just moved here from Newfoundland, and transfered my drivers licence to an Ontario licence and was only doing what I was told". The confused cop ask the man to explain, to which the man pulled out his new Ontario drivers licence, pointed to it and said, "Look here, see, it says, Tear along dotted line".
One day an O.P.P. officer observed a car flying down the Q.E.W. from St. Catherines heading towards Toronto, then suddenly swerved onto the 401 and started heading towards London, the cop hot on his heels with his lights and siren screaming. The cop got on his radio asking for backup. Finally after over an hours chase the car was brought to a stop. Three O.P.P. officers with their guns drawn yelled for the man to step out of his car with his hands raised. The man got out of his car with his hands in the air asking what was wrong. One cop asked why he was driving so fast. The man replied, "I am so sorry officer, I didn't realize I was doing anything wrong, I just moved here from Newfoundland, and transfered my drivers licence to an Ontario licence and was only doing what I was told". The confused cop ask the man to explain, to which the man pulled out his new Ontario drivers licence, pointed to it and said, "Look here, see, it says, Tear along dotted line".
Thanks for the laugh Brew, I needed it after th last day and a half.
Loner1960: Thanks for the laugh Brew, I needed it after th last day and a half.
Glad to be of service
Brew01: ha ha ha good one kid, ok I've got one for you...
One day an O.P.P. officer observed a car flying down the Q.E.W. from St. Catherines heading towards Toronto, then suddenly swerved onto the 401 and started heading towards London, the cop hot on his heels with his lights and siren screaming. The cop got on his radio asking for backup. Finally after over an hours chase the car was brought to a stop. Three O.P.P. officers with their guns drawn yelled for the man to step out of his car with his hands raised. The man got out of his car with his hands in the air asking what was wrong. One cop asked why he was driving so fast. The man replied, "I am so sorry officer, I didn't realize I was doing anything wrong, I just moved here from Newfoundland, and transfered my drivers licence to an Ontario licence and was only doing what I was told". The confused cop ask the man to explain, to which the man pulled out his new Ontario drivers licence, pointed to it and said, "Look here, see, it says, Tear along dotted line".
One day an O.P.P. officer observed a car flying down the Q.E.W. from St. Catherines heading towards Toronto, then suddenly swerved onto the 401 and started heading towards London, the cop hot on his heels with his lights and siren screaming. The cop got on his radio asking for backup. Finally after over an hours chase the car was brought to a stop. Three O.P.P. officers with their guns drawn yelled for the man to step out of his car with his hands raised. The man got out of his car with his hands in the air asking what was wrong. One cop asked why he was driving so fast. The man replied, "I am so sorry officer, I didn't realize I was doing anything wrong, I just moved here from Newfoundland, and transfered my drivers licence to an Ontario licence and was only doing what I was told". The confused cop ask the man to explain, to which the man pulled out his new Ontario drivers licence, pointed to it and said, "Look here, see, it says, Tear along dotted line".
Hate to say it, but, this could so be turned into a "blonde" joke...or....a blonde newfie joke! 
Loner1960: Thanks for the laugh Brew, I needed it after th last day and a half.
Hey Loner, hope all is well. Have you started your calving season all ready? 
eyesthatknowwhy: Hate to say it, but, this could so be turned into a "blonde" joke...or....a blonde newfie joke!
A blond Newfie joke.. now that could be funny, not to mention it could open a floodgate of jokes, huh ?
Brew01: A blond Newfie joke.. now that could be funny, not to mention it could open a floodgate of jokes, huh ?
Yep...but me thinks we best not hold our breath waiting for the floodgate to open Brew! I'll keep my ears and eyes open - always willing to share; and love to read a good giggle - even if it is at the expense of the less fortunate... 
...and then I go and streak my hair blonde ???? 
eyesthatknowwhy: Hey Loner, hope all is well. Have you started your calving season all ready?
Yupp, calving has started Jan 9. 25 calves born so far. 2 sets of twins. 2 that died with in 2 days. 1 born by c-section. One surprise born outside in -30, on the snow. That one spent 2 hours in the bathtub to warm up (severe hypotermia) but it is alive. To make a long story hort new calves coming every day.
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ...you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach
your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you
down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach
your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you
down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
KHD100: You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ...you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach
your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you
down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach
your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you
down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
That is funny! I must share with a select few if you don't mind K - you didn't do this did you? eyesthatknowwhy: That is funny! I must share with a select few if you don't mind K - you didn't do this did you?
Hello no..... a co worker forwarded it to me. Always pass on smiles and laughs.
Loner1960: Good one
You think that's funny, try this.. my old lady works at wal-mart
Brew01: You think that's funny, try this.. my old lady works at wal-mart
My fiancee delivers to the Walmarts along the way to Whitehorse.
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After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Brew, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Brew replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Brew interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
and so the truth comes out, huh ?