Shopping With the Wife... ( Archived) (16)

Dec 29, 2008 4:50 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart..
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband replies: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its only half the price!'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25.......man down!'



grin
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Dec 29, 2008 5:13 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
xoredheadxo
xoredheadxoxoredheadxoMorgantown, West Virginia USA14 Threads 1,179 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing scold
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Dec 29, 2008 5:36 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Sounds like something I could say. rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 29, 2008 8:56 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
BrEyes
BrEyesBrEyesDallas, Texas USA4 Threads 67 Posts
Brilliant! banana
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Dec 29, 2008 9:08 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 29, 2008 9:11 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
Hi Kansan, I'll take that case of bud, if it's but light
in a bottle and very cold. laugh

She knocked him right out.


boxing
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Dec 29, 2008 9:30 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Only 1 case??confused I never understood just ONE..sigh
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Dec 29, 2008 9:38 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 29, 2008 6:21 PM CST Shopping With the Wife...
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 29, 2008 6:23 PM CST Shopping With the Wife...
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
OMG....that was tooooo funny!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 29, 2008 6:24 PM CST Shopping With the Wife...
Justme4uok
Justme4uokJustme4uokNorthern CA, California USA28 Threads 5,737 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 29, 2008 7:13 PM CST Shopping With the Wife...
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause applause
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Dec 30, 2008 5:51 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
Acute
AcuteAcuteIslamabad, Pakistan2 Threads 20 Posts
During combined shopping, husbands are at the disposal of their wives hence husbands must behave like an obedient servant.laugh
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Dec 30, 2008 6:40 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
Indyfella: Sounds like something I could say.
professor !!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 30, 2008 6:45 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
Conrad73: !!!!





Hi Conrad, How's life treating you in beautiful Switzerland?wave
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Jan 1, 2009 7:18 AM CST Shopping With the Wife...
Marseilles
MarseillesMarseillesSomewhere, Indiana USA4 Threads 436 Posts
sleep
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