WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE? (45)
curefanmount olive, Mississippi USA38 Threads 2 Polls 674 Postsif we start to leave her home and she says wait go back i forgot my pot
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If he said 'I told you it was 9 inches' 
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If he actually picked me up, took me somewhere, opened the car door...and at the end, walked me to my door and said good night, and then left.
In other words...if I actually had one of those! I have actually had 4 marriages w/o ever having a first date with any of those men.
In other words...if I actually had one of those! I have actually had 4 marriages w/o ever having a first date with any of those men.
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curefan: just make sure you dont wreck trying to leave so fast
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sxc666: If he said 'I told you it was 9 inches'
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If she has bigger balls than me!!!
That's nasty sh#t
That's nasty sh#t
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sxc666: Keeeeennnnnn
Tinnnnnaaaaaa
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Being hit with a taser and waking up tied to an unknown bed. (I hate that, if you just ask I'm game, but I hate the twitchy after effects.)
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kieyotie: Being hit with a taser and waking up tied to an unknown bed. (I hate that, if you just ask I'm game, but I hate the twitchy after effects.)
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curefan: if we start to leave her home and she says wait go back i forgot my pot
are if i said where would you like to go to eat and she said hey!!!!!!!!!!!i didnt give you permission to talk!!!!!!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
I hate having to explain rope burns.
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If he said, 'do you mind if I stop and collect my mum on the way'
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If he pulled out a roll of duct tape!
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when you drop her off at the house she says, "If any law enforcement asks, we spent the night together, I was great in bed and have a mole right here. You know, if anyone asks."
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I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead. (Laura Kightlinger)
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kieyotie: I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead. (Laura Kightlinger)
You're full of em...or it tonight...one or the other....
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If he took his teeth out and said "Dang, I hate having these things in all the time".
If a female showed up instead of the guy I thought I had been talking to.
If a female showed up instead of the guy I thought I had been talking to.
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It already happened to me. He was actually an old grandpa, with a limp.
His pic was ten years old.
His pic was ten years old.
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Heck that's very possible know a days.....that would suck But that's a good point.
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