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Most of the lawyers in DC are already afraid of truck drivers and here you are adding to their fears. 
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dazzling_dave: Most of the lawyers in DC are already afraid of truck drivers and here you are adding to their fears.
What can I say!
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That was a good one. I started to remember it as I read it but it was funny none the less. Just a side note, the only problem with the joke is we all know lawyers don't walk anywhere. They are usually driving an expensive car that you or some other poor slob paid for. 
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hawk69: That was a good one. I started to remember it as I read it but it was funny none the less. Just a side note, the only problem with the joke is we all know lawyers don't walk anywhere. They are usually driving an expensive car that you or some other poor slob paid for.
Oh Oh.....Someone told me about you Mr. Hawk....
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hawk69: That was a good one. I started to remember it as I read it but it was funny none the less. Just a side note, the only problem with the joke is we all know lawyers don't walk anywhere. They are usually driving an expensive car that you or some other poor slob paid for.
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Justme4uok: Oh Oh.....Someone told me about you Mr. Hawk....
Well that doesnt sound good. 
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I like that one hun...
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hawk69: Well that doesnt sound good.
No actually it was a good thing.....
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Tater: I like that one hun...
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Justme4uok: Hello Ken...... Oh so now your trying to get me in to trouble
That's why I am here...
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mbcasey: That's why I am here...
I like trouble.....
but not the kind your stirring up at the moment..... No need for a cat fight.... Stop it Ken.....
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Justme4uok: I like trouble..... but not the kind your stirring up at the moment..... No need for a cat fight....
Stop it Ken..... I know what your thinking..... Not gonnna happen
Stop it Ken..... I know what your thinking..... Not gonnna happen
Vinny called me a flirt!! How outrageous!!
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mbcasey: Vinny called me a flirt!! How outrageous!!
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I know a few divorce lawyers I'd like to have hit by that truck
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I see you Dori...
Hey Denise...
Hey Denise...
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mbcasey: I see you Dori...
Hey Denise...
Hey Denise...
Hey Ken
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This is a good one --- my best friend is a lawyer - she has the best lawyer jokes - have to copy this one and pass it on - thanks for the
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One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.
He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."
"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"