How To Impress A Man/Woman (25)

Jan 5, 2009 10:43 AM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
Blond32
Blond32Blond32saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada5 Threads 33 Posts
How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.
Jan 5, 2009 12:05 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
blueriver30
blueriver30blueriver30amherst, Nova Scotia Canada12 Threads 558 Posts
Blond32: How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.
Jan 5, 2009 12:08 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
blueriver30
blueriver30blueriver30amherst, Nova Scotia Canada12 Threads 558 Posts
Hello, that is so trueconversing
Jan 5, 2009 12:39 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
campingqueen1111
campingqueen1111campingqueen1111Petit Rocher, New Brunswick Canada10 Posts
Good one! rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 5, 2009 1:44 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
blueriver30
blueriver30blueriver30amherst, Nova Scotia Canada12 Threads 558 Posts
campingqueen1111: Good one!


Hi I'm Sarah nice meet you, how far away from the NB/NS is Petit Rocher.
Jan 5, 2009 2:00 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
Blond32
Blond32Blond32saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada5 Threads 33 Posts
Hi Sarah, I'm in SK. How are you doing?
Jan 5, 2009 2:24 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
blueriver30
blueriver30blueriver30amherst, Nova Scotia Canada12 Threads 558 Posts
Blond32: Hi Sarah, I'm in SK. How are you doing?


Hi how are you, I hope you had a good christmas. I'm having a great time with baby Owen, He will be a month old on on the 10th and growing like a weed.
hug
Jan 5, 2009 2:27 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
Blond32
Blond32Blond32saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada5 Threads 33 Posts
Christmas was fantastic! Plenty of holiday cheer laugh baby Owen is your son, I'm assuming?
Jan 5, 2009 2:35 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
blueriver30
blueriver30blueriver30amherst, Nova Scotia Canada12 Threads 558 Posts
Blond32: Christmas was fantastic! Plenty of holiday cheer baby Owen is your son, I'm assuming?

Hi Owen is my grandson. He was born on Dec 10 a month early. He had under developed lungs.
Jan 5, 2009 6:23 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
In response to: How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.


I usally just walk in, lick my eye brows and walk back out, and watch as the women float out after me
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 5, 2009 7:48 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
whhaaaaaaatttt nont need no white wine dont need to go on a long quiet walk , dont need to chek with a travel agent dont need to pet her smelly overfed shedding cat << or in the yukon >> her smelly overfed shedding dog team discard ... all that stuff i like to do anyway, beer n naked oooorrrriiiitte girl gimmee yer 10--20 i ll load the st bernard x chihuahua dog into the 74 3/4 ton 4x4 ford with the holes where the rust used to be an ill b e right there ,, you will recognize me when i arive i have a fur hat on, fur side inside,skin side outside, could you loan me 40.$ for gaslaugh
Jan 5, 2009 9:00 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
fireeater
fireeaterfireeaterScarborough, Ontario Canada17 Posts
Not bad mood is coming on, but when do the sunglasses come off.
Jan 5, 2009 10:11 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
blueriver30
blueriver30blueriver30amherst, Nova Scotia Canada12 Threads 558 Posts
gordy22222: whhaaaaaaatttt nont need no white wine dont need to go on a long quiet walk , dont need to chek with a travel agent dont need to pet her smelly overfed shedding cat << or in the yukon >> her smelly overfed shedding dog team discard ... all that stuff i like to do anyway, beer n naked oooorrrriiiitte girl gimmee yer 10--20 i ll load the st bernard x chihuahua dog into the 74 3/4 ton 4x4 ford with the holes where the rust used to be an ill b e right there ,, you will recognize me when i arive i have a fur hat on, fur side inside,skin side outside, could you loan me 40.$ for gas


Hi Gordi your up to no good again. It must be the water in Whitehorse cheers
Jan 5, 2009 10:16 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
blueriver30
blueriver30blueriver30amherst, Nova Scotia Canada12 Threads 558 Posts
fireeater: Not bad mood is coming on, but when do the sunglasses come off.


cool these sunglasses are bigger
Jan 6, 2009 1:18 AM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
walley
walleywalleygolden, British Columbia Canada1 Threads 144 Posts
i feel so used takin in by nudity and beer doh ok im game lol
Jan 6, 2009 8:12 AM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
fireeater
fireeaterfireeaterScarborough, Ontario Canada17 Posts
blueriver30: these sunglasses are bigger



Now you are tryimg to hide behind something. rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 6, 2009 9:47 AM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
Blond32
Blond32Blond32saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada5 Threads 33 Posts
walley: i feel so used takin in by nudity and beer ok im game lol

well that took a lot of convincing laugh
Jan 6, 2009 1:40 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
walley you old crook how are ya makin out so far this year??
Jan 6, 2009 1:47 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
blueriver30: Hi Gordi your up to no good again. It must be the water in Whitehorse
its realy not the water itself its what the fish do in it that gives it that funny taste but ite what you have to add to the water to kill the funny taste...chek the week old intern thread with the whale on a crane hoist ,, get the picturerolling on the floor laughing
Jan 6, 2009 3:25 PM CST How To Impress A Man/Woman
walley
walleywalleygolden, British Columbia Canada1 Threads 144 Posts
walley you old crook how are ya makin out so far this year??







dooin ok gord . got my uninployment going and had a grate christmass/new yer . my sun got spoilt as ushewell. all and all i think im dooing fine i mite be geting a call back to work on the 16 of jan. or apreil thanks gord
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