How clever is your dog? (23)
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Good morning Ken!
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In response to: Four men were bragging about how smart their dog was.
The first man an engineer, had a dog named "T-Square'. The second man, an accountant, had a dog named "Slide-Rule'. The third man, a Chemist, had a dog named 'Measure'.
To show off, the engineer called his dog,"T-Square, do your stuff.' T-Square trotted over to a desk, picked up a pen with his teeth and promptly drew a square, a circle and a triangle onto some paper.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The Accountant though, insisted his dog could do even better. He calle dto his dog and said, 'Slide-Rule, do your stuff,' Slide -Rule went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He proceeded to divide the cookies into 4 equal piles of 3 each.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The chemist proclaimed that his dog could do even better than that. He said, 'Measure, do your stuff'. The dog got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10oz glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8ozs into the glass with out spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good, as well. Then they turned to the Union Member and said, 'Hey pal, what can your dog do?'
The Union Member stood up, called his dog and said, 'Coffee Break, do your stuff.' Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and then went home on sick leave.
Enjoy!
The first man an engineer, had a dog named "T-Square'. The second man, an accountant, had a dog named "Slide-Rule'. The third man, a Chemist, had a dog named 'Measure'.
To show off, the engineer called his dog,"T-Square, do your stuff.' T-Square trotted over to a desk, picked up a pen with his teeth and promptly drew a square, a circle and a triangle onto some paper.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The Accountant though, insisted his dog could do even better. He calle dto his dog and said, 'Slide-Rule, do your stuff,' Slide -Rule went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He proceeded to divide the cookies into 4 equal piles of 3 each.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The chemist proclaimed that his dog could do even better than that. He said, 'Measure, do your stuff'. The dog got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10oz glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8ozs into the glass with out spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good, as well. Then they turned to the Union Member and said, 'Hey pal, what can your dog do?'
The Union Member stood up, called his dog and said, 'Coffee Break, do your stuff.' Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and then went home on sick leave.
Enjoy!
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Good morning Dknew and Rilly!
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Yep! That sounds about right! 
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hopefloats: Yep! That sounds about right!
Being an old Union guy, I saw that coming.
Good morning to you.
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wixomwizard: Being an old Union guy, I saw that coming.
Good morning to you.
Good morning to you.
Good morning to you too!
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The only trick my dog liked to play was 'Hide and Seek'. I still have'nt found that four legged-slipper-crapper.
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Here Jagger...come here boy! Come to daddy!
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Damn Wixy that was tummy hurtin; funny.
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Good one H
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Ghoenkop: Good 1My neighbour can't afford to keep a dog. Due to criminal activity here in South Africa, he decided to sh#t on his own lawn so that the thieves think he has a dog.
Brilliant,why did'nt someone else think of that?
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Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard,
Too get her poor dog a bone.
When she stooped over,
Rover drove her,
'cause he had a bone of his own.
Went to the cupboard,
Too get her poor dog a bone.
When she stooped over,
Rover drove her,
'cause he had a bone of his own.
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i was in saskachawan one time i got mad at my dog fer kinnin chickens so i beat the mutt with a dead chicken when i let him go he started running ,,took 3 days to get out of sight,havent seen him since ,, that was 30 years ago must be west of alberta by now
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The first man an engineer, had a dog named "T-Square'. The second man, an accountant, had a dog named "Slide-Rule'. The third man, a Chemist, had a dog named 'Measure'.
To show off, the engineer called his dog,"T-Square, do your stuff.' T-Square trotted over to a desk, picked up a pen with his teeth and promptly drew a square, a circle and a triangle onto some paper.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The Accountant though, insisted his dog could do even better. He calle dto his dog and said, 'Slide-Rule, do your stuff,' Slide -Rule went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He proceeded to divide the cookies into 4 equal piles of 3 each.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The chemist proclaimed that his dog could do even better than that. He said, 'Measure, do your stuff'. The dog got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10oz glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8ozs into the glass with out spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good, as well. Then they turned to the Union Member and said, 'Hey pal, what can your dog do?'
The Union Member stood up, called his dog and said, 'Coffee Break, do your stuff.' Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and then went home on sick leave.
Enjoy!