This is what marriage is really all about . . . . .. ( Archived) (29)

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and w hispering. You could tell they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you're waiting for?'

She answered . . . . ..









'THE TEETH.'

That goes too far, though, my dear HJ! I'd like to at least have my own set of them, even if I can take them out later!

Picky, picky, picky!!!!

nut

hello lovey
happy happy and all that stuff

another day another year a bunch more 'no matter whats'

And Cyndy & I were allowed to spend 5 days in Reno at the young peoples conference presenting our seminar..

was it sposed to be a whole 5?

so i guess it went well
*pat on the back*

do you get backaches from carryin the message?


i think i just give em

New Years Eve & New Years Day was pre-conference, banquet, dance, etc. Conference was Fri, Sat & Sun. I deal runs 4 hours doing the condensed version.

The tapers said it did go well. Those kids bought a ton of the CD's..

I believe in the sharing thing, but don't think I could
handle the teeth thing without barfing.

Sounds like you had a fun and possibly prosperous
5 days HJ.