A woman calls her husband: "Honey, darling, can you come pick me up? I'm pretty sure I have water in the carburator". The husband replies: "OK, where are you parked? I'll come over." Woman: "In the Mississippi river"
A survivor of the Titanic was having a cruise on the Queen Mary. Sitting at the bar he ordered a Scotch. The bartender asked: "With ice or water?" The man replied: "Water, but please, not as much as the last time!"
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The husband replies: "OK, where are you parked? I'll come over."
Woman: "In the Mississippi river"
A survivor of the Titanic was having a cruise on the Queen Mary.
Sitting at the bar he ordered a Scotch.
The bartender asked: "With ice or water?"
The man replied: "Water, but please, not as much as the last time!"